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Offline Deanpaul

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Cat Enema
« on: April 26, 2004, 06:20 PM »
Less a how-to and more a personal diary - not my personal diary, somebody else. I don't have a cat.

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

Nice read. Nice illustrations. Priceless photography.
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2004, 06:24 PM »
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2004, 06:30 PM »
I hereby masturbate on this thread.

 :)

Offline Deanpaul

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2004, 06:53 PM »
I hereby masturbate on this thread.

 :)


Does that mean you like it?

....

You too mister!?
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2004, 07:07 PM »
Quote

That was the best part of the whole thing. LOL

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2004, 07:18 PM »
Uh...  That's an interesting read.   :P

There was another "interesting" cat thread over at GH recently as well.  Not something cat lovers or squeemish people would enjoy, but if you care/dare to take a gander, scroll on down to ten pin's post for this bizarre Ford advertisement clip.   :o

Again, not for the squeemish or cat lovers!  Here's a little write up about it, and a link to another commercial they made (at the bottom), but with a pigeon this time.  Must be some type of "freakish" advertising campaign made to draw attention to themselves, kinda like those bizarro dancing Quizno's turds...
« Last Edit: April 26, 2004, 07:19 PM by JediMAC »

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2004, 07:46 PM »
my neighbors dog has been looking a little poopy lately, maybe I should send him this link and see if it helps. Good enough for a cat, surely good enough for a dog!

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2004, 07:59 PM »
I tried, hard as I could, not to click this link.

Curiosity overcame me, and behold.

I laugh my hiney off.


Thanks Deanpaul.

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Offline Deanpaul

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2004, 08:15 PM »
I tried, hard as I could, not to click this link.

Curiosity overcame me, and behold.

I laugh my hiney off.


I know what you mean!

I can't say that I would never steer you wrong. And this isn't nearly as funny as the grape mashing gig. But it's still funny, and if your boss doesn't mind if you screw away your days on Star Wars websites I guess the cat enema link could be considered work safe. Especially if you can get all your coworkers gathered around your computer at the same time laughing.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2004, 08:19 PM by Deanpaul »
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2004, 09:06 PM »
Deanpaul thank you for the hard laugh man I haven't read anything that funny in awhile

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2004, 12:30 AM »
I'd freak out if my cat started shooting mineral oil out his ass all over the place.  I stopped reading right there and am contemplating erasing myself here... way to go dp :-\

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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2004, 12:59 AM »
I'd freak out if my cat started shooting mineral oil out his ass all over the place.

You just gave me an idea of what Chris Berry might have meant by his "...." post... Chris, was that an ascii illustration of the trail the cat made running around?

If the answer is "no" please don't tell me. I'd prefer to continue thinking it's a "yes".
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2004, 09:39 AM »
And here's a picture of the cat, again, because I like it.


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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2004, 11:15 AM »
Good One! ;D
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Re: Cat Enema
« Reply #14 on: April 8, 2005, 12:49 AM »
So, here we are again. My neighbor was telling me their cat was having some difficulty pooping, and it brought this thread from almost a year ago to mind. I'm going to send her the link to be helpful. Gosh, I hope it helps.

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html
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