Author Topic: I haven't done it in 3 days, wearing underwear, and YOU: Why do we need it?  (Read 2136 times)

Offline Dressel Rebel

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I've never felt so free.

The restrictions, the confinement, the cloth prison...

It's gone.

I haven't done my laundry in 3 weeks and finally ran out of boxers.  So, I'm not wearing any.  It's amazing!  I feel so liberated.

Can somebody tell me what the purpose of underwear is?  After this religious experience of the last few days, I can only conclude that underwear is a man-made prison, much like taxes and office buildings.

Somebody bring me back.  Why do we need it?
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It's to keep the pee-stains, skidmarks, and poop-stench from forming directly on your jeans.

So, if you're really careful about shaking and wiping - I guess you'll be just fine.

Oh, and be extra careful around your zipper.



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Somebody bring me back.  Why do we need it?

Zippers are man eaters.

added: Oop. Beaten to the punch.
« Last Edit: May 1, 2004, 12:54 PM by Jedi Idej »

Offline Dressel Rebel

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It's to keep the pee-stains, skidmarks, and poop-stench from forming directly on your jeans.

So, if you're really careful about shaking and wiping - I guess you'll be just fine.

Oh, and be extra careful around your zipper.







LOL

skid marks?
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LOL

skid marks?

Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin' about.  :P

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The number one concern for me is the zipper area.  It or hair could get caught in there and that would be disastrous.  Plus even though I shake my rod well after peeing a little something else is sure to seep out and possibly cause embarrasing wet spots.  Like someone said above there is always the danger of possible skid marks that the underwear or boxers can pick up rather than my jeans or Dockers.  

Going commando is just too terrifying for me to risk.  

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Update:

I did my laundry.  I'm wearing boxers.  I was having more fun without them.

 :P
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I am currently trying this right now.

I'll report back later.

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Offline Morgbug

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Do not, I repeat, do not wear loose shorts while going commando.  For the love of all things decent.  K?
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Do not, I repeat, do not wear loose shorts while going commando.  For the love of all things decent.  K?

You got it cheif.

What about tight shorts? :-*

Kevin
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I had my own stint with this condition today.  Mostly due to wearing my last pair to the gym... laundry commencing at oh-six-hundred.

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I had my own stint with this condition today.  Mostly due to wearing my last pair to the gym... laundry commencing at oh-six-hundred.

Don't leave us...um...hanging    ;)

How was it?  Did I convert you?
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Don't leave us...um...hanging    ;)

How was it?  Did I convert you?

Well, it wasn't my first time doing this.  I wouldn't call myself a convert - but I'm not afraid to freeball it when necessary.

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 ;D I've never felt so liberated! But alas, I can only do this on weekends, due to the fact that I have school, and thus, phys ed, everyday, therefor I should probobly wear some boxerbreifs when I get changed. Other than that, hot damn!

Freeballin here I come!

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