Author Topic: I haven't done it in 3 days, wearing underwear, and YOU: Why do we need it?  (Read 2121 times)

Offline LandotheScoundrel

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I went through a good year-and-a-half of free-ballin'. Yeah, it feels pretty liberating, but think about those times when you get the old swamp-ass...do you really want that all over your jeans?

I think, in the end, boxer briefs are the way to go...less restricting (and less lame) than briefs, and none of the bunchiness of boxers.
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I went through a good year-and-a-half of free-ballin'. Yeah, it feels pretty liberating, but think about those times when you get the old swamp-ass...do you really want that all over your jeans?

I think, in the end, boxer briefs are the way to go...less restricting (and less lame) than briefs, and none of the bunchiness of boxers.

::rubs chin::

boxers...and briefs...all in one

::rubs chin::
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Really surprised nobody's mentioned the famous Seinfeld episode where Kramer discovers this liberating new way of life as well.  Classic episode!   8)

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Zippers are man eaters.



LMFAO.

Unfortunatly, I know this from the joyful experience of zipping myself up, even WITH that protective layer of boxers on.  I guess you really shouldnt hurry up in the bathroom....even if its a stenchy public one...from that day on I've made sure its all tucked in and ready to go before closing the airlock...

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I've gone through some free and easy stages before, and yeah I can't deny the groovy vibe, back to nature feel you get.  Party.  Sometimes I still do just for kicks, or because the situation demands it, like the lack of laundry problem you guys have had.

I don't know why I keep coming back.  Maybe its because, as good as free-wheelin' feels, there's also the fresh clean feeling you get from putting a pair of freshly laundered boxers - like wearing Snuggles the teddy bear in your pants!

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Freeballin here I come!

Freeballin?

I like that Kevin.  Good one!
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All I know is that now everyday there's a party in my pants, and I'm the guest of honor.
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All I know is that now everyday there's a party in my pants, and I'm the guest of honor.

You mean the only guest!  ;)
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I used to only go commando when necessity required it (a.k.a. forgot to wash the whites), but now I'm a convert. It's nice letting everything ... you know ... fly free. Plus, it saves time doing laundry, and--now that I'm back at school on the pay machines--saves money.

However, Tuesdays and Thursdays are my PE weightlifting class, so I'm not taking any chances, and it's back into the tightie whities under the gym shorts.

And to answer the common concern: I've never had a problem with catching "myself" in the zipper, even when incredibly drunk. Just pay attention to where your bits and pieces are at--which should be common sense anyway. ;) Really, the only concern is skidmarks, and as long as ya wipe thoroughly....
« Last Edit: September 22, 2007, 04:31 AM by Nathan »
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Typically I wear a pair of jeans or khakis 3 or 4 times before I wash them just for the fact that at work I don't get all that dirty and I use napkins and tissues when warranted. The prospect of going commando would seriously put the kibosh on that routine.

The whole purpose of underwear (boxers for me) is a backup, or deflector shield if you will, keeping those occasional farts that are at times "questionable" off my pants and for when I'm in a hurry at the urinal to soak up the extra "dew on the lily", leaving my pants theoretically "clean" for the next day.
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Oh good Lord, I wish I never clicked on this thread :-X
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 :-[ :P Me either! :-X
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No boxers for me, I need the briefs so the boys have some support.  Simple as that.

"dew on the lily"

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Typically I wear a pair of jeans or khakis 3 or 4 times before I wash them just for the fact that at work I don't get all that dirty and I use napkins and tissues when warranted. The prospect of going commando would seriously put the kibosh on that routine.

Good point Jay--I used to be able to get 2 or (if I don't get very sweaty) maybe even 3 days out of a pair of pants, whereas freeballing gets you at most 2, or preferably just 1.

However, you don't have to launder undies so I guess it's kind of a wash (pun recognized but unavoidable).
« Last Edit: September 22, 2007, 09:01 PM by Nathan »
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Oh good Lord, I wish I never clicked on this thread :-X

Same here.