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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2009, 10:21 PM »
If I had pick another commercial I hate, there's this annoying commercial that I've seen a few times watching The Clone Wars where a mother is making Chinese food with her daughter using this recipe thing on the Nintendo DS. Something about the mother's acting combined with the stupid dialog really bugs me. :P

FYI - The "mother" is Lisa Kudrow -- best known as Phoebe from "friends"
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2009, 10:44 PM »
I agree, but would also like to add the Free Credit Report commercials.  That John Mayer wannabe needs to be shot.

Couldn't agree more on that one.  I loathe that ******.

I also can't stand the SAVED BY ZERO ad, and the $5 foot long Subway spots.

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« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2009, 10:49 PM »
Those Alltel commercials with the animated characters.  That freaked me out at Christmas every year when we watched Rudolf and Jack Frost and any other Christmas show with that style of animation - I hate seeing it over and over in commercials.  I not only hate it -- it gives me the heebie jeebies.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2009, 11:33 PM »
I also can't stand the SAVED BY ZERO ad, and the $5 foot long Subway spots.

I was just about to mention SAAAAAVED BY ZEEERO~!!! because it's shown every other commercial during football games, especially NCAA.

Most Burger King commercials, specifically the Steakhouse Shroom N Swiss one with the stupid Renaissance singers and that weird Mexican guy.

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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2009, 12:23 AM »
There seems to be a lot of concensus on what sucks.  I like it.

Does anyone see those old "short" animations around Christmas that are black and white?  There's hardrock and cocoa and jo, Suzie Snowflake, and a regular 2-D animated Frosty...  I love those...  They're always on at odd hours of the night for some reason, but man I miss them if I don't see them before Christmas.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2009, 12:39 AM »
The analog-to-digital switch commericals. I hate them.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2009, 01:10 AM »
Nuggnuts or anything to do with that god-damned restaraunt. Everysingle person in that company deserves a swift kick in the nuggnuts. >:(
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2009, 01:21 AM »
The WHopper Virgin commercials are retarded.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2009, 09:44 AM »
All Carl's Jr./Hardies commercials.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2009, 09:57 AM »
The WHopper Virgin commercials are retarded.

They don't even tell you the results.  Most taste tests, if they're successful, they'll say "preferred 2 to 1" or something along those lines.  Whopper Virgins just say they preferred the Whopper.  Which means the results were probably a lot closer to 49-51 than 67-33.

And who compares the Big Mac to anything these days?  The signature burger at McD's is the Quarter Pounder.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2009, 01:45 PM »
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2009, 02:00 PM »
If you hate Billy Mays, then you'll love the Billy Mays overdubs, such as this one.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2009, 02:05 PM »
If you hate Billy Mays, then you'll love the Billy Mays overdubs, such as this one.

Funny as hell.  ;D
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2009, 02:10 PM »
The WHopper Virgin commercials are retarded.

They don't even tell you the results.  Most taste tests, if they're successful, they'll say "preferred 2 to 1" or something along those lines.  Whopper Virgins just say they preferred the Whopper.  Which means the results were probably a lot closer to 49-51 than 67-33.

And who compares the Big Mac to anything these days?  The signature burger at McD's is the Quarter Pounder.

Wouldn't it be great if the commercial continued on, and the person who ate the Whopper vomited violently because their stomachs were used to healthier foods, and the shock of American Fast Foods was just too much?  A perfect SNL fake commercial I think.

And don't you guys be hatin' on Pittsburgh's own Billy Mayes!

You want to hate? 



Hate this dickhead.

And if you want to hate someone even more, hate the guy in the commercial with him giving a testimonial that says, "If you are going to wash any vehicle you'd be crazy not to own one".  That guy should be run over by a truck.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2009, 02:13 PM »
By the way I can't stop laughing at the Billy Mayes dubs.  Fantastic.
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