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Offline Tracy

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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2009, 02:35 PM »
You want to hate? 



Hate this dickhead.

And if you want to hate someone even more, hate the guy in the commercial with him giving a testimonial that says, "If you are going to wash any vehicle you'd be crazy not to own one".  That guy should be run over by a truck.

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This jackhole bugs the hell out of me.  You'd better check it out in the next 20 minutes though, Vince can't do this all day.  I mean who the hell spends $20 a month on paper towels?

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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2009, 02:44 PM »
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2009, 02:45 PM »
If you hate Billy Mays, then you'll love the Billy Mays overdubs, such as this one.

That was hysterical!
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2009, 04:37 PM »
One of my friends got his dad a pack of Sham-WOWs as a joke for Christmans this year.

I saw Vince on another commercial not related to Sham-WOWs! the other day and now I can't think of what it is. There really are a bunch of stupid infomercials out at the moment.

Like the Snuggie™ cult robe sleeveless blanket. The main woman (the one fumbling for the phone in the beginning) looks so utterly pathetic I just want to throw a shoe at her. And is anyone else noticing a lot of the same people seem to be starring in these infomercials? That old guy (who I'd assume to be the Snuggie™ cult leader) is in a few others, including one of those ridiculous sound amplifiers.

I saw another one for some foot mops the other day called Shuffles. I can't find the exactly video I saw on TV (it was hosted by some annoying ass British guy but other than that this video is about the same.) WORST. IDEA. EVER. Again, I would like to throw a shoe at every person in that commercial, better yet I'd like to throw their own shoes at them when they take them off to put that **** on their feet.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #49 on: January 15, 2009, 01:52 AM »
Dammit, I knew someone would've gotten that guy already.  Sorry Tracy. :(

But at least we hate the same commercials...  That says...

well that doesn't say anything I guess, other than that guy is really annoying.

I would buy Shamwow though...   :-[
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #50 on: January 15, 2009, 10:03 AM »
Like the Snuggie™ cult robe sleeveless blanket.
I'm just glad it comes in various colors, that way cults of all types are covered.  Plus there is no discriminating against tall cultists, the snuggie can handle cult members up to 8'6"!
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2009, 10:57 AM »
One of my friends got his dad a pack of Sham-WOWs as a joke for Christmans this year.

If that was a joke, I don't see what's so funny about it.  It's a fabulous product.  Made in Germany.  You know the Germans always make good stuff.

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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2009, 02:36 PM »
Schiza films with Cartman's Mom come to mind.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #53 on: January 15, 2009, 04:14 PM »
Something I'm gonna give a try though, and Billy Mays loves it, is that fabric glue **** he advertises.

I'm thinking the customizing potential to "sew" without actually sewing is intriguing since stitches bulk fabric up at that scale.  I'm gonna see how it works and give it a try.

I love Billy Mays and his crap he peddles.  His beard's fantastically shaped as well.  An outstanding display of grooming. 

Mighty Putty worked pretty decent so I owe it to the glue to try it out.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #54 on: January 15, 2009, 04:26 PM »
Mighty Putty worked pretty decent so I owe it to the glue to try it out.

Mighty Putty dub

"You're just gonna. . .  ******'. . .  green-to-white technology is gonna happen.  You just put this on, and guess what?  ******' Optimus Prime can't even tear this **** off.  It's 80,000 pounds of pressure.  Mighty Putty action, that's what's happening."

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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #55 on: January 15, 2009, 04:36 PM »
"Look at this cup...  now it's a mug...  why not!?"
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #57 on: January 15, 2009, 04:53 PM »
That was my favorite lastnight because it had the most extra voices to go with it.  Very reminiscent of the Schwetty Balls skit.
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #58 on: March 30, 2009, 06:02 PM »
Sham-Wow!

What a douche bag....   ::)
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Re: Commercials You Hate
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2009, 09:36 AM »
By the way I can't stop laughing at the Billy Mayes dubs.  Fantastic.

Me too.  Hilarious.