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Offline FX-7

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Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« on: June 28, 2004, 11:22 AM »
Cell phones may damage sperm, study claims

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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2004, 12:50 PM »
The 2nd-hand cellphone is becomming an epidemic, too.  :-\
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2004, 06:54 PM »
***Tapes his to his ear***

Woohoo, no accidental pregnancy!
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2004, 09:51 PM »
Quote from: Jesse James on June 28, 2004, 06:54 PM
***Tapes his to his ear***

Woohoo, no accidental pregnancy!

You got the latest in hands-free technology!?



Someday I hope to join the hands-free revolution.
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2004, 10:45 PM »
Ahh another reason to add to why I refuse to get a cell phone....

"I'm protecting the children of tomorrow!"  ;D

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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2004, 10:58 PM »
Hold up a second.....

*Checks Top 5 Hotties thread*

*Runs to Bathroom*

*Returns a few minutes later*

Nope, I don't see any loss in sperm...  ;D
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2004, 11:11 PM »
Tissue Graveyard...
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2004, 11:13 PM »
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Ladies, keep it in your purse.
« Reply #8 on: July 2, 2004, 03:42 PM »
Apparently cell phones are hazardous to girls' asses as well.

Cell phone explodes in back pocket.
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #9 on: July 2, 2004, 05:39 PM »
Methinks she ate mexican and stood too close to an open flame...

Blames it on the phone.  Typical girl.  

She tried a one-cheek-sneak, and it blew up in her face...  

err...  well, maybe not her face.
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #10 on: July 2, 2004, 05:39 PM »
I can safley say that if I were around when that happend, I'd have died of laughter.
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #11 on: July 4, 2004, 11:31 PM »
It DID happen in a kitchen. Open flames and all. There's a chance her ass really did cause the explosion, but DAMN, that's a lot of methane.
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Re: Gentleman, Turn Off Your Cell Phone
« Reply #12 on: July 5, 2004, 01:51 PM »
Quote from: MisterPL on July  4, 2004, 11:31 PM
There's a chance her ass really did cause the explosion, but DAMN, that's a lot of methane.

Yes, or a lot of hydrogen.  
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