So I had a cold, which turned to bronchitis, which turned to a mild pneumonia, and somehow a sinus infection on top of it too which is lingering. I've got the rest under control but now the sinus infection won't go away. Not the worst I've had, but not the best either.
I blew a rocket in the shower yesterday morning, and it was neon friggin' orange. And huge. I scared myself.
I can't speak for all bodies, but mine's producing stuff I didn't think I was even capable of. I'm grossed out and fascinated.