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Offline Morgbug

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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #105 on: February 2, 2013, 11:35 PM »
Seriously regretting not getting vaccinated for the flu cuz man does this suck.

My doc's told me older people are far more susceptible to this illness and should really make every effort possible to protect themselves physically as they reach those more "mature" years, and that absolutely includes getting flu shots.  So I dragged my parents in for their shots last month just to play it safe.  I hate needles, and am young and healthy though, so I didn't sweat it.  How old are you?

A very interesting question indeed. 
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #106 on: February 3, 2013, 04:34 AM »
A very interesting question indeed.

That's the kind of vague answer I'd get from my parents, so I'm guessing you're getting up there in years, in which case you've got no one to blame but yourself for not getting your shot.  Or perhaps your wife, who should know better than to trust you to know better...

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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #107 on: February 3, 2013, 09:56 AM »
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #108 on: February 3, 2013, 03:34 PM »
Sorry.  Feel better, Bugman!  :-*

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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #109 on: February 4, 2013, 02:05 AM »
I bought (and used) my first neti pot yesterday.

How much snot can the body produce?  A **** of a lot more than I ever thought it could.




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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #110 on: February 4, 2013, 02:08 AM »
Good choice then, or no?
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #111 on: February 4, 2013, 02:15 AM »
Definitely a good choice if you're stopped up all the time like I am.  Kinda like waterboarding, without all the intrigue, though.

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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #112 on: February 4, 2013, 02:55 PM »
Do yo have a guy dressed like a CIA operative administer it?  Kinda make it an experience?
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #113 on: February 5, 2013, 10:04 PM »
Do yo have a guy dressed like a CIA operative administer it?  Kinda make it an experience?

Funny, the other day I actually hired a guy on Craigslist to show up at random, unexpected times to give me trea

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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #114 on: February 5, 2013, 10:54 PM »
He didn't advertise himself as doing "wet work" did he?  Beware that stuff.
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #115 on: August 2, 2013, 07:18 PM »
So I had a cold, which turned to bronchitis, which turned to a mild pneumonia, and somehow a sinus infection on top of it too which is lingering.  I've got the rest under control but now the sinus infection won't go away.  Not the worst I've had, but not the best either.

I blew a rocket in the shower yesterday morning, and it was neon friggin' orange.  And huge.  I scared myself.

I can't speak for all bodies, but mine's producing stuff I didn't think I was even capable of.  I'm grossed out and fascinated.
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #116 on: November 24, 2013, 08:25 PM »
Second cold of 2013 and this one's a gooder - cough, sneezing, aches, fever, congestion.  Frickin' commercial grade. 
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Re: How much snot can the body produce? Or...
« Reply #117 on: December 1, 2013, 03:43 PM »
I have already had the flu coupled with pneumonia three weeks ago  :(  I still can't seem to shake the weakness/wheezing from the pneumonia.  I am with Jessie - my body produced things I have never seen before, and hope to never see again.
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