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Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« on: August 19, 2004, 01:46 AM »
Tell us your favorite lines.

Changed my choice:

Baliff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Peter Griffin: I swear... you bastard.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2004, 02:34 AM by Darth Vader »

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2004, 02:04 AM »
I thought it was "You are a bastard".

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2004, 02:34 AM »
No it was "You Bastard"
Mine is "Diamonds........she'll pretty much have to"
Man i was laughing so i hard i nearly died, that is the funniest show ever, can't wait for Seth's new one American Dad, that looks funny as well.
There are just way to many to list , they have a list going on the forums at www.American-Dad.com in the family guy section, check it out.
As well as the trivia.
« Last Edit: August 19, 2004, 02:36 AM by Hemish »
The problem with America is stupidity I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2004, 04:19 AM »
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2004, 10:52 AM »
I think my favorite line is when everyone is in court and the verdict is recieved by a lot of "Oh no!"s and such, when as random as hell, the Kool-Aid guy busts into the court house and goes, "Oh yea!" then backs out and runs away.

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2004, 02:27 PM »
My favorite is simply Stewie's catch phrase:

"What the deuce?"

I've taken to saying that myself.
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2004, 05:31 PM »
I think my favorite line is when everyone is in court and the verdict is recieved by a lot of "Oh no!"s and such, when as random as hell, the Kool-Aid guy busts into the court house and goes, "Oh yea!" then backs out and runs away.

Me and my friends imitate that all the time.

I also prefer the scene when Brian and Stewie go on the Germany tour, and Brian and the Tour Guide argue about WW2.  ;D
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2004, 07:46 PM »
"WE WERE ALL ON VACATION!"
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2004, 09:10 PM »
'The life of the wife is ended by the knife.'
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2004, 09:31 PM »
This is my rifle this is my gun, This is for shooting this is for fun ;D
The problem with America is stupidity I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2004, 10:39 PM »
While Meg tries to convince an elderly couple that she's the mother of a crack baby we find Stewie eating pancakes....

Stewie: Yes I love the crack, I'm coo-coo for crack!
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2004, 11:04 PM »
i didn't know optimus prime was jewish?

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2004, 01:16 AM »
Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash!... I said ash you pervert!

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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2004, 03:14 AM »
Gigidy gigidy, anything by Quagmire
Especially in 15 minutes of shame when Meg walks in on him and a chick on the counter and she's like oh excuse me and quagmires response was Hey no problems you just got me another three minutes.
And when he sleeps with the woman from child services and she asks him what he does for a living and his reply was i have a question for you , what are you still doing here??
Classic stuff.
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Re: Favorite Family Guy Lines?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2004, 06:14 PM »
Gigidy gigidy, anything by Quagmire

Ohh man how could I forget Quagmire...

His tagline has been adopted as my own for a while now... allll riiiiiiight!

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