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They say HOT; you say NOT
« on: August 29, 2004, 09:49 PM »
A different spin on the HOT/NOT thread.  We can easily come in an list a bunch of attractive women or ugly people.  Here's something a little more telling about yourself.  Name someone that most people think is hot, but that you are repulsed by.

My contribution:  Sarah Jessica Parker.


She has a decent body, but that face does NOTHING for me.  I don't understand how she gets make-up commercials and all that.
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2004, 09:53 PM »
I agree with yours, and...

I'll submit Pam Anderson.

No picture necesarry, we all know what she looks like - but for some reason people seem to don't care that 1) she's 90% plastic, and 2) she's infested with STD's.

Not hot.

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2004, 10:24 PM »
There was a thread at GH or RS a few years ago, got some good responses, I'm trying to remember who it was that started the thread off though...

Carrot Top?



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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2004, 10:29 PM »
I'd like to add Paris Hilton, she is the definition of skank for me

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2004, 10:42 PM »
Jessica Simpson. Sorry, I don't see what makes her so great.

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2004, 10:49 PM »
Jessica Simpson. Sorry, I don't see what makes her so great.

I concur.

And I'll add Britney Spears just for ***** and giggles.
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2004, 11:00 PM »
I'll add Natalie Portman, but with an explanation...

I don't see why people go Ga-Ga over her.  She's cute, I admit, but she's not the end-all, be-all of womanhood.  She's just cute.  I've seen better at clubs on a weekly basis than her, so I can't see all the fandamonium.

I've never seen anyone list Carrot-Top in a "hot" thread anyway, but I have to admit that the dude's ripped.  I wouldn't tell him he's ugly to his face.  Years of looking like that, but with his size, have probably made him quite capable of kicking the ever loving **** out of any one of us.

I saw him once in Pittsburgh just eating his lunch at Station Square (where the only comedy club at the time is/was), and he actually was quite normal.  Keeps his hair pulled back and stuff. 

Anyway, I agree on Paris Hilton.  She's a double-bagger but I'd probably still do my business if the chance arose.  The face is where I think she's off.

Same with Sarah Jessica Parker (BTW she's my good buddy's second cousin, which is your useless fact of the week, brought to you by me).
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2004, 11:19 PM »
Any of the chicks in the "HOT" thread who have big, fat, plastic knockers.  I HATE that ****.   >:(

I'm definitely down with the Sarah Jessica Parker NOT HOT vibe.  Great body, sure.  But the face is nothing close to attractive IMO.

Paris Hilton.  Not down with that.  Anyone who likes like a freakin' Barbie doll 24/7 ain't my cup of tea.  I like women looking more natural.  Women who can look good natural, without getting all dolled up.

Pam Anderson from her early Tooltime and Playboy days, pretty good.  Pam Anderson with the horrendously out of control fake knockers and collagen lips, yuck.

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2004, 11:31 PM »
Christina Aguilera.

While she was quite cute when she first hit the scene, she's a total skank nowadays and yet on the celeb image boards I visit, people froth at the mouth at new pics of her. She's a skank, skizagg, scallywop, hizzo for shizzo!

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2004, 11:40 PM »
Britney Spears.  Just trying a little too hard, little girl.  I also saw the interview she did with Diane Sawyer....what a pinhead.  Stupidity is not attractive.
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2004, 11:42 PM »
Christina definitely, she too is skanky


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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2004, 11:52 PM »
Christina said she's grown out of her skank phase.  She was going for glamorous on the VMAs tonight, and she looked pretty good.  I'm not a big fan of tight blonde curls, but she certainly looks better now.
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2004, 12:09 AM »
I've always kinda laughed at her whole schtick on "images".  She grew up in one of the whitest, preppiest, suburbs of Pittsburgh but always pushed for that image of a chick from the streets.

In a word, she's laughable.

On her physical looks, I actually think she's good looking so I disagree there, but I agree she's skanky.  Skanky's ok sometimes.  I didn't catch her on the VMA's but sounds worth a look.

Shakira's everything cute that Aguillera is not however...  If we're talking pop-music girls here.
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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2004, 11:59 AM »
Courtney Love and Avril Levigne.

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Re: They say HOT; you say NOT
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2004, 01:54 PM »
Courtney Love and Avril Levigne.

Ick.


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I don't think I've seen anyone call Courtney Love hot. 
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