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Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« on: September 28, 2004, 03:52 PM »
No, not the smarmy JD staff member / FFURG representative that we all know and love. I'm talking about the pornstar, who's picture I will not post.

I opened my office door after my lunchtime nap, and was bombarded with the stench of cheap perfume. It was then that I noticed two ladies standing out in the hallway and I was introduced to Jessie James (who I wouldn't have recognized if you paid me, which I guess they do). Not one of my slickest moments, I shook the hand of her assistant/manager before realizing that she was the other girl.

Meh...oh well.  :-\
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2004, 05:13 PM »
Eh.

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2004, 06:36 PM »
So you officially met her assistant.  Guess that's bragging rights of only one degree of separation then, eh?  Not bad.  Almost there Ed!

Did you at least ask them for some free promotional "items"?   8)

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2004, 12:04 AM »
JJ's in pr0n and he doesn't even tell me? WTF! :P

So why was she in your office, what elicit connections does corporate america have to the porn industry? heheh

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2004, 12:08 AM »
Wait a minute, I thought Jesse James was the dude from Monster Garage?

(In a related event, my grandmother used to tell me that I'm distantly related to the original Jesse James)

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2004, 03:37 AM »




:)

My cohorts...

Actually KBZ, I saw a thing on History Channel...  You and about 1 million other people have lineage to Jesse James (the latter photo) hehe...  :)  It's for some reason a very popular thing.  I can safely say I do not, despite the name, but the initial photo'd Jesse James supposedly has the papers to prove he is descendant of the outlaw.  Mine's just a combination of my father's fascination with the Biker Life and my grandad's name (Jess McCracken). 

The porn star, I have not seen, and oddly I can't get her to come up in searches...  I tried.  If she had a clothed shot it's fair game to post, but finding one of a porn star in substantial clothing isn't likely, if you can find one at all.   :-\
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2004, 10:02 AM »
So you officially met her assistant.  Guess that's bragging rights of only one degree of separation then, eh?  Not bad.  Almost there Ed!

Did you at least ask them for some free promotional "items"?   8)

Oh no, she was there too, its just that I have never seen her in any movies, so I wasn't sure which of the two "ladies" was her. I picked the wrong one.

Corran Horn- I work in the adult industry, so its pretty common. Aurora Snow was here a few weeks ago. I just thought it was funny that this one was named Jesse James. Though its spelled Jessie James.
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2004, 10:28 AM »
Aurora Snow.... :-X
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2004, 10:46 AM »

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2004, 10:50 AM »
Aurora Snow.... :-X

Yuck.

I agree completely.

The ones I like all live in the Czech Republic...I think there's trees over there that grow beautiful women.
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2004, 11:02 AM »
Aurora Snow.... :-X

Yuck.

I agree completely.

The ones I like all live in the Czech Republic...I think there's trees over there that grow beautiful women.
Ms Zemanova is a testament to that!

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2004, 11:11 AM »
Pavlina?
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2004, 01:14 PM »
D'oh! I was wrong. There is a pornstar named Jessie James, but the one that came here yesterday is actually Jessie Jane. My bad.
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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2004, 01:16 PM »
Did she set off the plastic detectors at the door?

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Re: Jesse James comes to Lando's office...
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2004, 01:18 PM »
Did she set off the plastic detectors at the door?

Seriously...who ordered the fembot.

I like my girls natural-looking (not natural in a hairy way), with no implants, no plastic surgery, and light makeup.
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