The last days of Virex...

[jjks]

In keeping his spirit alive, I believe I may have stumbled across one of the last acts of the dearly departed Virex.

It appears he was working for the Oklahoma Tourist Department, but disappeared shortly after publishing this masterpiece.

[Rob]

Maybe he's gone huntin'

[jjks]

And how pray tell do you murder a deer "primitive" style?

[Scott]

Just wondering aloud here...do you think he took a Cowpie to the face and died of Anthrax?  That seems much more plausible than the Mexican Abortion Theory

[SilverZ]

One item that may not have helped was a photo of an event in which lumps of cow manure are thrown as a part of a contest in the town of Beaver, in western Oklahoma.

I've always said it's a bad idea to have feces so close to Beaver.

[Rob]

I've always said it's a bad idea to have feces so close to Beaver.

So many innapropriate follow-ups to this comment that I could make... how's one to choose?!

[Famine]

Who's idea was it to put a dump next to a diner?

Kevin

[Ghost of Virex]

Yes, yes!  I was killed by an errant cow chip throw while I was attending the event in Beaver.  Avenge my death!  Avenge!



Here is a picture of the EMT looking for the Chip that hit me in the back of the head

[Morgbug]

I see dead people.

[DSJ™]

Holy ****!

[JediMAC]

And how pray tell do you murder a deer "primitive" style?

Hump it to death?   

Or maybe you just hit it with your car.

One or the other, I'm sure...

[Jeff]

And how pray tell do you murder a deer "primitive" style?

Usually, Primative means Primitive Firearms, such as muzzle-loading rifles, whereas Gun means more modern rifles (like .22s, Shotguns, or AK-47/M-16s if you need that kind of firepower  ).

Lots of hunters here in MN (and here at work), and almost all of them go out hunting for all 3 seasons.

Jeff

[Rob]

I always thought Primitive meant Ted Nugent Style!

[Famine]

Primative=waiting in the trees with a rock for a deer to walk beneith you. You make the drop, land on the deers back, and hit it on the head a few time's untill it's down. Then, you bite it a few times in the throat to make sure it's dead.


Kevin

[Ben]

[banky edwards]

What am I doing here? This is so ******* gay.

[/banky edwards]