ok, look: first off, you need one of these:
then we all need to wear black and sit uncomfortably close together, holding hands:
we may need some museum guards, as well:
and we need some philip glass music or something.
or you can just go the MB route:
but seriously, we really need to be wearing black, at least. i'm sure one of you is wearing plaid or listening to hanson. you know who you are. you're throwing this all off.