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Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« on: November 8, 2004, 09:12 PM »
Sad, sad news...

http://www.darkhorizons.com/news04/041109c.php

Edit Just taking out some OOOOO's
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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 8, 2004, 09:34 PM »
Yeah I read about this the other night, damn her for not revealing more of herself to us!!  ;D The pics I have seen of her in the movie are mighty nice though, I guess they will have to do. Then again there are the beach pics.....

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 8, 2004, 09:37 PM »
Sounds like a ploy to sell more copies of the DVD if you ask me.

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 8, 2004, 09:42 PM »
What could possibly be gratuitous about Natalie Portman nudity?
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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 8, 2004, 10:54 PM »
That Micke Nichols... what a tease.   ;)

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 9, 2004, 12:51 AM »
But at least if it was filmed in the first place, there's a chance it could show up somewhere. Might not be in the actual movie, but hey, don't give up hope just yet.

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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 9, 2004, 02:36 AM »
We'll never see it!  All is lost!!!
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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 9, 2004, 06:58 AM »
Here's hoping for deleted scenes on the DVD. ;D
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Re: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 4, 2004, 05:22 PM »
Well, forget ever seeing Natalie nude.

Found this here:

Any chance in seeing Portman in the buff on the DVD? Don't count on it, Natalie tells us that the nude scene will not make it on any version of the film.

Piss.

Guess we'll have to settle for shots like this:
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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #9 on: December 4, 2004, 08:18 PM »
So now that the film's out, anyone care to post a review?  And... I don't know... maybe some details of what we do see of Portman?   ;)
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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #10 on: December 4, 2004, 09:25 PM »
I posted details on what she actually does do several months ago Bill, I believe somewhere in the Hotties thread.  That was based on a couple or early screening reviews that I'd seen posted at a couple movie sites on the net.  Anyway, if I recall correctly, all you see is her in a g-string, from behind, with her pink wig on.  Nothing more than that.  Believe me, I was very disappointed to hear that.

Even more disappointed to hear that she potentially filmed MUCH more than that even, based on what you've mentioned above.  One can only pray, and pray every single freakin' night, that the DVD has some bonus footage of the goods.  Not that Natalie's really got the goods to begin with, but any celebrity nudity is always cool in my book.

Even if they don't hit the DVD, the fact that they indeed DO exist will always give us hope that they may get leaked in another form...  PLEASE.   8)

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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #11 on: December 4, 2004, 09:38 PM »
Well I saw a pic of her bare buttocks on another forum which was supposed to be from that flick.  :-X

Either the poster was a liar or they left some crack in the final version.

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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #12 on: December 5, 2004, 12:52 AM »
I don’t know, as much as I'd like to I can’t think of Natalie Portman in a sexy fashion, I suppose I'll always remember her as Mathilda from “Leon”.



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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #13 on: December 5, 2004, 05:00 AM »
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Re: Natalie Portman in 'Closer'
« Reply #14 on: December 5, 2004, 05:01 AM »
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