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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #16 on: March 4, 2005, 02:17 PM »

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #17 on: March 4, 2005, 02:29 PM »
I was just reading about that on CNN.  Dam, that dude got ****** up by those two chimps.  They apparently know exactly what to go for, chewing off his nose, foot, and nuts...   :o

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #18 on: March 4, 2005, 02:50 PM »
That sucks.

No, that bites.

I'd hate to be attacked by damn dirty apes. Thats actually a semi-phobia of mine. Getting attacked by some sort of monkey or primate.


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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #19 on: March 4, 2005, 02:51 PM »
Getting your nuts gnawed off by a chimp would also be a fear of mine, at least after reading the article

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #20 on: March 4, 2005, 02:59 PM »
Yyyyikes....I agree with you Scott, definitely won't be looking at chimps the same way anymore.

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #21 on: March 4, 2005, 03:01 PM »
Yyyyikes....I agree with you Scott, definitely won't be looking at chimps the same way anymore.

From here on in, chimps will no longer be called chimps, but will be refered to as Chomps.

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #22 on: March 4, 2005, 07:03 PM »
Guy pissed them off...  You smoke with 'em, you don't agitate 'em. 
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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #23 on: March 4, 2005, 08:06 PM »
Ow! Ouch! Owee!  :o

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #24 on: March 4, 2005, 09:21 PM »
What did he do to piss them off so much that they went for his genitals?  Ouch. 

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #25 on: March 4, 2005, 09:45 PM »
Monkeys and Chimps are incredibly sensitive.  The attack was inevitable.
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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #26 on: March 4, 2005, 10:32 PM »
What did he do to piss them off so much that they went for his genitals?  Ouch. 

From what I heard he and his wife had bought a cake for Moe the Chimp, who they raised in they home here in SoCal.  A few miles away from me in West Covina.  THe Chimp ended up biting a LAPD officer (who I guess was off duty since it wasn't anywhere near LA) and the animal partol said he had to be removed.  A big battle went on for a few years but Moe had to move out of the city.  He eventually went to this place up in central Califorina.  Yesterday was Moe's birthday and they wanted to celebrate it with him.  Moe wasn't one of the Chimps with who attack.

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Re: Anyone seen my Ball?
« Reply #27 on: March 5, 2005, 01:02 AM »
I'm praying for some video of this will show up for an upcoming "When Animals Attack VII" on Fox... Please God, tell me the lady kept rolling.
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« Reply #28 on: March 5, 2005, 03:08 PM »
I'm praying for some video of this will show up for an upcoming "When Animals Attack VII" on Fox... Please God, tell me the lady kept rolling.

That thought crossed my mind, but I bet it's too graphic for veiwership...Faces of death?

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« Reply #29 on: March 5, 2005, 11:37 PM »
I'm praying for some video of this will show up for an upcoming "When Animals Attack VII" on Fox... Please God, tell me the lady kept rolling.

That thought crossed my mind, but I bet it's too graphic for veiwership...Faces of death?

Kevin

But the dude didn't die! He just lost his nose. And foot. And "grocery sack".
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