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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #780 on: February 28, 2011, 07:44 PM »
So far he's just committing financial suicide.

You can keep up a lifestyle of whores and blow for long when you're laughing in the face of your cash cow.

Funny story, his ex-wife was on Howard Stern right after his initial push off the brink in the hotel room with the hooker and blow and all that...  Anyway, she said that 2 and a half men is really just Charlie's life, with John Cryer and a chubby kid added to it.  It was funny how that turned out to be true without her exagerrating it much, if at all. 

Funny show...  It'll be missed.  I don't feel like it had quite jumped the shark.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #781 on: February 28, 2011, 09:44 PM »
He'll "check out" by St. Patty's day.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #782 on: February 28, 2011, 10:33 PM »
RIP Old Lady formerly hot chick back in the day?  I've no clue who this was until watching the news tonight, but I'm still lost?
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #783 on: February 28, 2011, 11:38 PM »
I don't feel like it had quite jumped the shark.

. . .Only 'cause there aren't any sharks in the kiddie pool it's swimming in.

Seriously, how that ****-ass show ever got to be the #1 comedy on TV makes me weep for the future.



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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #784 on: February 28, 2011, 11:46 PM »
I actually really like 2 and a half men, but it had some lower points.  I was enjoying it recently then he went batshit.  Oh well.
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RIP Old Lady formerly hot chick back in the day?  I've no clue who this was until watching the news tonight, but I'm still lost?

Ah, if you're not into movies from about 1940-1960s then it wouldn't make much sense.  But given the era, she was pretty hot and pretty risque. 



Tame by comparison with today's, um, standards but nearly outrageous during the McCarthy era.
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Just getting this out of the way.  I'll be back to fill in the details whenever the time comes.

Might as well do this one, too.

"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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The stuff coming out of Charlie Sheen's mouth has been GOLD, Jerry.

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Just getting this out of the way.  I'll be back to fill in the details whenever the time comes.

Might as well do this one, too.



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The stuff coming out of Charlie Sheen's mouth has been GOLD, Jerry.

Either he's kept on his writers, or he's legitimately a pretty brilliant guy.
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Sheen made an impromptu call to Howard Stern today...  He started making a lot of sense too.  I mean, if you hire and raise the guy's pay knowing who he is and what he does, then get mad because there's some perceived backlash over his behavior and you now want to pull the plug...  Hey, you knew what you were buying.  Plus it sounds like he hasn't f'd up work and comes and does his thing at work and gets through the day without problems...

It's weird.  I'm loving Charlie Sheen's interviews though.  It's really getting near Busey levels.  I was even sort of shocked when he started making sense to me though.
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Sad indeed but that looked like where he was headed when he was on Celebrity Rehab.  I could feel his pain/sadness/anger from the show.
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Re: The Official Darth Big Boy, Bearer of Bad Celebrity News RIP Thread
« Reply #794 on: March 16, 2011, 01:09 PM »
RIP Nate Dogg  I unfortunately  :-[  listened to quite a bit of rap in the late 90's, but this guy was a good compliment to Dre/Snoop/Warren G, etc....
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