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Offline inadvertent imitation

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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2004, 12:29 PM »
get her a pearl necklace, the girls are all crazy about them. i saw it on the net, so it has to be true!

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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2004, 01:47 PM »
Give her the donkey punch.

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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2004, 01:55 PM »
get her a pearl necklace, the girls are all crazy about them. i saw it on the net, so it has to be true!

Oh no you didn't, Jason!   :P

Yeah, I'm down with the VOTC suggestion by Dave.  Can't go wrong hooking a chick up with some well articulated Star Wars action figures.  Just not the C-3PO one.

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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2004, 03:31 PM »
Isn't it obvious what this young lad needs to give his lady love?  Why, fruitcake of course.  Nothing says Merry Christmas, and I like you lots, than giving that special someone a fruitcake.  Yum, yum in the tum.  It always tickles the lady's fancy. 


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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2004, 05:08 PM »
Meh, I prefer either the Russian Tattoo or the Fish Hook. Although the Fish Hook in combination with the Donkey Punch is a sure fire way to capture her heart.
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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2004, 08:06 PM »
Either way, you finish it with the gift of the pearl necklace...  If you don't, you really can't say you care.
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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2004, 09:30 PM »
get her a pearl necklace, the girls are all crazy about them. i saw it on the net, so it has to be true!

Oh no you didn't, Jason!   :P


oh yes, yes i did  8) as JJ said, it's all about the caring. and in this the holiday season it's truly the gift that shows how much you really care about her  ;D

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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2004, 10:14 PM »
I'm picturing an awesome commercial like those ones for diamonds...  :)  With the right casting, that could be great.
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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 22, 2004, 12:48 AM »
how about a frame for the restraining order she got against you
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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2004, 01:22 AM »
Meh, I prefer either the Russian Tattoo or the Fish Hook. Although the Fish Hook in combination with the Donkey Punch is a sure fire way to capture her heart.

Okay, I've never heard any of these before.  I've figured out what the Fish Hook and the Donkey Punch are.   But I'm stuck on Russian Tattoo.  Someone please clarify the euphamism for me (via PM if necessary).


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Re: Guys i need help!!!
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2004, 02:09 AM »
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