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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #15 on: January 6, 2005, 11:08 PM »
S'ok, I was mostly just being a dick. ;)
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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #16 on: January 7, 2005, 03:47 AM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #17 on: January 7, 2005, 09:14 AM »
I had heard those comments on the radio a week or so back, just the ones about Jessica by her dad, and that is just....messed up.  I do get the feeling that he controls pretty much everything in their lives, and from watching the Newlyweds show every once in awhile with the Mrs., he seems to be quite the strange bird (the dad).  I remember when Jessica Simpson first had some songs getting played on the radio/MTV, well before any Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica stuff, and she was a very talented singer.  Since then she has for some reason begun doing all the gyrations and spasms when she sings, and doesn't seem to sound as good as she used to.  I do agree though, I've had enough of that family too.  From what we've seen, Jessica seems to be a nice enough (although also spoiled and ditzy) person, but haven't ever cared too much for her sister.  Either way, they are definitely one of the overexposed celebrities of the moment.

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #18 on: January 7, 2005, 09:17 AM »
The Hiltons were bad enough to endure, I find it more than funny that Ashlee got booed at the Orange Bowl.  I love it that she's a "rocker" ::)

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #20 on: January 7, 2005, 01:59 PM »
Speaking of Ashlee S., a funny editorial article on MSN, detailing why she should leave the professional singing industry.  Check it out HERE.

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #21 on: January 7, 2005, 11:46 PM »
I signed up as #1541.

Hah!  I loved  #1543's statement. 


Speaking of Ashlee S., a funny editorial article on MSN, detailing why she should leave the professional singing industry.  Check it out HERE.

That's got to be one of the most hilarious editorials I've read.  My favourite line: Ashlee’s singing sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #22 on: January 8, 2005, 12:26 AM »
Maybe the revealing of Ashlee's suckiness will stop the trend of (mostly blonde) teenage singers.


BTW, Ashlee Simpson is fat.
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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #23 on: January 8, 2005, 01:52 AM »
Maybe the BTW, Ashlee Simpson is fat.

you guyz are crazy, ashley is way hot and i think she has a good voice! listen to how she sings on the radio, she sounds very sexy!!!  :o :o

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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #24 on: January 8, 2005, 02:57 AM »
Maybe the BTW, Ashlee Simpson is fat.

you guyz are crazy, ashley is way hot and i think she has a good voice! listen to how she sings on the radio, she sounds very sexy!!!  :o :o

That's because those albums are so overproduced. Hell, they could make me sound like Elton John, and I smoke heavily.

She's talentless, ugly, and will be doing ******-up porn shortly if she hasn't already.
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Re: Be Gone With Ye! The Simpsons
« Reply #25 on: January 8, 2005, 04:14 AM »
Just concurring with the above...  If you listen to that Bowl game's half-time show and still think AS is a "good singer", your opinion is 100% invalid.

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