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« on: January 24, 2005, 05:31 PM »
Driveway?

Whilst shoveling this weekend I was wishing my driveway was a little shorter than it actually is.  The amount of snow removal I have to do usually means 45 minutes by myself. My wife doesn't mind the length though, keeps me busy for a while and it keeps her happy

I'd say its about 75 feet long and it gets wider at the end

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Re: How Long Is Your...
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 05:44 PM »
I'm sick of these misleading thread titles! First the carpet and drapes one over at 'Scum, and now this!

Shame on you Scott Peterson, shame on you.

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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 06:39 PM »
0' 0".  I'm in an apartment at the moment.
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 10:13 PM »
It's not the length of the driveway - it's what you do with it.

For example, we're into auto-maintenence, basketball, carwashes, 4-square, and garage sales.

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2005, 10:32 PM »
What angle does it slope down at?

Mine's straight for a long while and then (again near the end) goes down at around 30o

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2005, 11:02 PM »
Whilst flogging the bishop this weekend I was wishing my wand of power was a little shorter than it actually is.  The amount of choking the chicken I have to do usually means 45 minutes by myself. My wife doesn't mind the length though, keeps me busy for a while and it keeps her happy

I'd say its about 12 inches long and it gets wider at the end

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2005, 11:37 PM »
We rarely get that much snow/ice to worry about it, and if we do, well, the whole city is shut down anyway (and talking at around 2 inches).
And on the other side of it, I found a Taco Bell Border Sauce packet that says "Nice palm.  I read a great deal of pleasure in your future."  It is just me, or is that maybe a bit too suggestive for a packet of hot sauce they give away in the restaurant?  Oh, sure, it's about palm reading....
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2005, 11:59 PM »
I'm definitely at a point in my life where I'm past driveway envy. As I see it, the longer it is, the more work is needed to clear it of the white stuff, which could lead to a variety of ailments, from tired hands, strained back, or even a stroke.

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« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2005, 12:04 AM »
I have a nice big blister on my palm from where I was rubbing the tool a little too much so I understand totally what you are saying JI

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« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2005, 12:25 AM »
Whilst flogging the bishop this weekend I was wishing my wand of power was a little shorter than it actually is.  The amount of choking the chicken I have to do usually means 45 minutes by myself. My wife doesn't mind the length though, keeps me busy for a while and it keeps her happy

I'd say its about 12 inches long and it gets wider at the end

Tee hee.

What on earth are you talking about?  We're talking about driveways.  You can't park a car on a 12" driveway.

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« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2005, 09:24 AM »
Mine is wider than it is long
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« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2005, 09:40 AM »
I was working last night and it was really storming out. We eventually got about 10", and all I could think about was getting it blown.
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2005, 10:58 AM »
...and all I could think about was getting it blown.

Lots of sexual tension in this thread  :o

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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2005, 10:32 AM »
Condoleezza Rice, was asked this very question at her confirmation hearing to become the next secretary of state. Barbara Boxer pushed the issue extensively:

Boxer: "Ms. Rice, what is your response regarding the misleading statements made by yourself and the administration regarding the length of the Presidential driveway?"

Rice: "What?"

Boxer: "The Presidential Driveway. Your misleading statements justifying it to the American people..."

Rice: "Right. Our statements were based on the best intelligence available at the time."

Boxer: "And that intelligence has since been proven flawed."

Rice: "Correct."

Boxer: "How wrong?"

Rice: "We overestimated the length, width and effect of the Presidential Driveway."

Boxer: "Factually speaking, with what you know today, what is the state of the Presidential Driveway, today?"

Rice: "It's this big."

"She did no more than any other member of the administration, but they all misled," Biden told CBS'"The Early Show" on Wednesday.

"She's always been candid and honest, and she listened," Hagel said.

"Dr. Rice is responsible for some of the most overblown rhetoric that the administration used to scare the American people into believing that there was an imminent threat from [her driveway]," Byrd said.




In this image made from video, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson, R-Tex., continues to tow the party line regarding the girth of the Presidential Driveway, despite statements from Ms. Rice and the administration concluding otherwise...

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Re: How Long Is Your...
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2005, 04:36 PM »
25-45 minutes of shoveling depending on the coating and weight.


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