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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #15 on: February 3, 2005, 06:12 PM »
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My buddy let loose the Tom & Jerry scream when he got his stripper whippin! 

Oh,  that's the other thing that bugs me about these.

You have your entire married life to be humiliated and whipped, why spend
your last night of "Freedom" being abused by your friends and some skank?

I've never understood the tradition of torturing the groom to be. Just don't get it.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #16 on: February 3, 2005, 06:20 PM »
I had the typical party via local dance establishment.  We were fortuneate enough to have Christy Canyon (porn star, cough, cough) in our private room for a bit.  Wowza.  Unfortuneately I had been in such a long term relationship with my current wife that I knew not to take any thing too far.  But that didnt stop any of my other idiot friends to put dents in their marriages.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #17 on: February 3, 2005, 08:36 PM »
Hmmm, it's been a while...  I was supposed to go to one this year (near fall) but just in
the last couple weeks my buddy known as "Shemp" broke up with his woman
who had a gambling addiction (seriously) to Bingo.  I **** you not on this.

He's better off I say.

Anyway, that one was gonna be good because his best man already had a whole strip club in the city
reserved for us, and that woulda been nice.  Oh well.

The last one I was at then was a couple years ago for my buddy Matt.

In general we have a pattern for parties and they're pretty well simplified.  We go to a
bar/restaurant or restaurant to eat, most often Hooters.  Then we go to a bar to drink unless
where we were at is a bar as well and we wanna hang there.  If it's Hooters, we go to a bar then
afterward so we can do shots and stuff.  Get all liquored up.  Then we usually go to a strip club unless
that's a faux pau as far as the bride-to-be is concerned (not my choice I suppose, otherwise I'd force
the bachelor to go).

Club Erotica in Pittsburgh's our usual stop there, and we spend the rest of the evening there...  One time
till it closed around 4 a.m. which was a blast.

Now, I've been to other set-ups...  That's just my small group's "template" bachelor party we've used for friends
over the years...  Some of our friends have no guts though and "weren't allowed" to go to a strip club so we
instead went out to bars/clubs in the city, and eventually get someone at one of those places to take a shirt off
or something.  Gotta have boobie somewhere.

But at another party I was at for someone I sorta knew through my friend, they had rented the top of a club
in the city, and they'd gotten a private show with two girls.  Best bachelor party ever, and what all went on
goes beyond what I can say here even with our more mellow rules. :)  It was a fun show though.

After one Bachelor Party I woke up in my tub with the shower running, and I was short my shirt from the night
before but I had a nice fleece blanket from somewhere.  That was a fun night.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #18 on: February 3, 2005, 09:38 PM »
I went to one of my best friend's cousin's bachelor party a couple years ago in Vegas.  Three words: OUT OF CONTROL.  Bagged a HOT stripper that nite too (and she was all over me all nite so it was free!  She gave me her number too and told me to call her whenever I was in town.)   ;)  Great nite for me.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #19 on: February 3, 2005, 11:09 PM »
You know, amazingly, not once have I had a bachlorette party... the next time I get married I think I'll have to have one... if I get married again..
You are starting to damage my calm.

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #20 on: February 4, 2005, 10:19 AM »
You definitely should, Princess.

Jesse...next time you go to a bachelor party, I want in!
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #21 on: February 4, 2005, 12:22 PM »
Ah, my bachelor party.  'Twas a great nite, from what I can remember.  My wife's
uncle set up my party at the Eagles Club in town, just a lounge basically.  But I was
really surprised by how many of my male relatives made it to the party, and a bunch
of buddies came into town a day early.  We basically just played pool and shot the
**** - a great chance to reminisce about some of the stupid **** we've done over the
years.   :)

I started with rye and coke, my poison of choice.  Then I did something much
more stupid, I moved to shooters - bad idea.  I don't remember much of the nite
after that, except needing to get some fresh air before I got in the cab to go home.
My ability to walk was slightly impaired, so my father-in-law had to hold my hand as
we crossed the many streets - he still gets much joy in this fact and rubs in as often
as possible.  :-[  :D

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #22 on: February 4, 2005, 12:36 PM »
Geez, you are Canadian.  Rye and coke?  Blech.

Damn prairie kids ::) :-*
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #23 on: February 4, 2005, 02:43 PM »
Geez, you are Canadian.  Rye and coke?  Blech.

Damn prairie kids ::) :-*

Well, actually, nowadays its Rye and Diet Pepsi - gotta watch my figure you know.  I'm not as svelt (sp?) as I used to be.
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #24 on: February 6, 2005, 07:26 PM »
I made up for my lack of bachelorette parties (well, maybe at least 1 of them) last night.    ;D ;)
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2005, 11:17 AM »
I made up for my lack of bachelorette parties (well, maybe at least 1 of them) last night.    ;D ;)

Got any pics?   ;)

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2005, 12:57 PM »
I made up for my lack of bachelorette parties (well, maybe at least 1 of them) last night.    ;D ;)

Do tell!  ;)
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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2005, 11:07 PM »
I made up for my lack of bachelorette parties (well, maybe at least 1 of them) last night.    ;D ;)

Got any pics?   ;)

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Actually, there ARE pictures, but a sober reflection of it doesn't urge me to request for copies of them.  (nothing serious- just a little tongue action - and nothing below the neck... that there are pictures of)
5 tongues
Around 30 different butt grabs (I was handing out Mardi Gras beads, and guy's chests weren't good enough), some butts got multiple grabs.
2 kisses- this became a major drama later when the 2nd one found out about the first and got all upset and went telling to the other.   ::)
2 wonderful peach schnapps long island iced teas.

Yeah, it sounds a LOT worse than it was, but I think you'd have to be there to understand.   With the burlesque show, the bellydancers, everyone's hormones were kind of in full gear.
I'm going to try not to kiss two guys the same night though from now on... The rest, well... I'm a flirt- a little bit...

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2005, 12:22 PM »
We need pics Princess!   ;)

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Re: Bachelor Parties
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2005, 06:41 PM »
We need pics Princess!   ;)

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Well, Chewie, the SW fan universe is sometimes smaller than you'd think.  As some of involved are known in the "community" , I'm not going to post a link to the photos.  While I don't mind y'all knowing my bad behaviour, I certainly don't want to upset any others as anyone who knows me enough could probably investigate and figure out exactly who it is that I had fun with (this is not an invite to do so). 
I hope you understand   :P
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