I was going to put this in the "Creating General Grievous" thread, but this is such genius that I had to give it its own. If it does need to be moved, mods, please feel free to do so. This has made me laugh for nearly the last twenty minutes since I ran across the link and it's brilliant. This is easily the greatest prank that has ever been played on certain individuals who break their legs putting their pants on and our "good buddy" PW's "other" site (TFN) was the first to basically propogate the rumor to a point where it was fast becoming fact.
Now, let me preface this by saying that I fell for it hook, line, and sinker, but I have a very small ego, and all I can say about this in regards to the "perps" is: WELL PLAYED, GENTLEMEN.
So, ladies and gentlemen of JD.com, I give you the greatest use of INTERNET to incite hilarity...Star Wars III, John Rhys-Davies, and a Grievously Bad Pun