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The Official David Hasselhoff Appreciation Society
« on: March 10, 2004, 11:35 PM »
apparently, david hasselhoff is pissed off because no one is giving him credit for taking down the berlin wall.... huh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3465301.stm


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Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2004, 11:38 PM »
psshaw...



We all know KITT was the brains behind the whole operation

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Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2004, 01:37 AM »
Mr. Hasselhoff- NEWS FLASH-- no one has cared about your career since Knight Rider. You really think people watched 'Baywatch' for your boobs?
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Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2004, 08:50 AM »
Sounds like another publicity stunt!  ::)

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Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2004, 10:28 AM »
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not only as an actor, but as a purveyor of soft rock anthems.

Quite a dubious title, I think I'll take up that moniker.

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Re: did david hasselhoff help end the cold war?
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2004, 10:49 AM »
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not only as an actor, but as a purveyor of soft rock anthems.

Quite a dubious title, I think I'll take up that moniker.

lol!

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What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #6 on: June 7, 2004, 03:45 PM »
Caught Drunk Driving

Sooo...you have the world smartest talking car and you decide to give KITT the night off so you can get arrested...nice move

« Last Edit: June 7, 2004, 03:46 PM by I Love Kobe Bryant! »

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #7 on: June 7, 2004, 03:53 PM »
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The former "Baywatch" star was arrested late Saturday night on Ventura Boulevard in the Encino section of the San Fernando Valley

That's just 2 minutes up the street from my office!

Guess it'll be time to update the ol' Favorite Mugshot thread soon, eh?!   8)
« Last Edit: June 7, 2004, 03:54 PM by JediMAC »

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #8 on: June 7, 2004, 03:54 PM »
This sounds like the work of KARR. Damn that evil vehicle to hell!


KITT, get me outta here, buddy!
« Last Edit: June 7, 2004, 03:57 PM by Tydirium »

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #9 on: June 7, 2004, 04:13 PM »
Perhaps KARR slipped some Roofies in his drink and put some sugar in KITT's gas tank

Matt walk down to the spot where the arrest took place with a Hand Printed Sign...He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #10 on: June 7, 2004, 04:51 PM »
He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit

Genius.  ;D

I believe you'll have no trouble spotting the corner, Matt:
« Last Edit: June 7, 2004, 04:54 PM by Tydirium »

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #11 on: June 7, 2004, 05:24 PM »
Tydirium coming through with footage of the chase...  nice.

I wonder if Germans still love him though?
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #12 on: June 7, 2004, 11:00 PM »
You can't arrest him.

He ended the freakin' Cold War, after all. >:(
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #13 on: June 8, 2004, 03:07 AM »




This guy's like internet fly ****.  He's everywhere, and the next picture's funnier than the last.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #14 on: June 8, 2004, 03:08 AM »
BTW the first image borders on beastiality.  *shudder*  :'(
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