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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #30 on: June 9, 2004, 10:34 AM »
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #31 on: June 9, 2004, 10:55 AM »
Too funny!  ;D

Dave growing up.



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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #32 on: June 9, 2004, 11:02 AM »
Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June  9, 2004, 10:34 AM


That "Black Leather Flying Vampire Hasslehoff about to bite Safari Hasslehoff" is one of my favorites! Right up there with "Hasslehoff dancing with dachshunds while angels fly in the background" and "Look Ma, no hands Motorcycle Hasslehoff falling".

"Eskimo Surfer Hasslehoff with fish in mouth", "Tribal gotta-go-potty jumping contest Hasslehoff" and "Early 80's video effects box juggling Hasslehoff" are close seconds also not easily forgotten. [shudder]

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #33 on: June 9, 2004, 11:18 AM »
Quote from: DSJ™ on June  9, 2004, 10:55 AM
Too funny!  ;D

Dale, that Low Rider is awesome! It is soooo well done!
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #34 on: June 9, 2004, 11:35 AM »
Yeah, its sorta like 3D.  8)

I think I solved the mystery, it was is evil twin Garthe Knight from the episode Goliath, he has an alibi.  ;D



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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #35 on: June 9, 2004, 08:17 PM »
Wow...  Just, wow...

I mean, good god.  Looks like someone David knows does his videos with photoshop too.  (No offense DP)

Well, proving once again the theory that Germans love David Hasselhoff...  no matter what sign of the Apocolypse he brings with him.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #36 on: June 9, 2004, 10:28 PM »
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #37 on: June 10, 2004, 12:01 AM »
I can't even fathom the reasons for that photo myself.

Nude shot, posed, with puppies?  WTF?  

I don't even like a pet in the room when I'm with a woman, much less laying with animals while I'm not clothed.  The whole thing is disturbing.

I blame it on the Germans.  It's my only recourse.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #38 on: June 14, 2004, 01:07 AM »
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #39 on: June 14, 2004, 02:03 AM »
The answers I seek for the nude/puppies photo are not answerable by his abysmal music video.

Further yet actually, the video only serves to raise more questions for me...

I liked Baywatch though...  Am I alone there?  The episode with the midget and the kid who was ashamed of his midget father, and then his midget father drowned...

That was AWESOME stuff!
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #40 on: June 14, 2004, 01:03 PM »
Drowning midgets?

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #41 on: June 14, 2004, 01:08 PM »
Did Baywatch ever win and Emmy?  Perhaps Michael Knight will win one for Lifetime Career Achievements...Baywatch...Knight Rider...End of the Cold War...Inventing the Internet
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #42 on: June 14, 2004, 05:21 PM »
Nude shots with puppies deserves something...

An arrest warrant perhaps.  I dunno.

And yes, drowning midgets make me smile too...  It was a great episode.   :D
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #43 on: June 14, 2004, 05:40 PM »
Uncircumcized. Well I'll be damned.



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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2004, 01:20 PM »
Quote from: I Love Kobe Bryant! on June 14, 2004, 01:07 AM
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

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Thanks for the attention, Scott. I laughed out loud at the idea of permabans. Sounds kind of like "double secret probation" from Animal House. It's interesting to hear that people often don't click-through on links.
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