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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2004, 01:48 PM »
http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

OK I'm going to start handing out PermaBans unless more people start watching this video.  Deanpaul went to all of this trouble to entertain every last one of us and what thanks does he get?  Zip, nada, zilch.  Throw the man a bone

More than one person in my office hath now "busted a nut" from laughing so hard.

Creepy, yet Joyous.

I am, quite in-deedely-doodely, Hooked on a Feeling.

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OOGA CHAKKA
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2004, 01:57 PM »


I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.

I got it bad for you girl,
But I don't need a cure,
I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I'm high on believing that your in love with me.
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.

Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.

I say I'm hooked on a feeling,
And I'm high on believing,
That your in love with me.
I'm hooked on a feeling.

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2004, 02:18 PM »
 ;D Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka! Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka!   ;D

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2004, 07:34 PM »
Drowning midgets?

 :D

AHEM..they prefer to be known as drowning little people.
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2004, 08:52 PM »
Some guy called up KROQ right after this happened and said he was there when Hasselhof was arrested. Said he saw him in a drive thru bitching about his order. Then he got a burger and licked it, yes, licked it, then passed out.

Good times!

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #50 on: June 16, 2004, 02:57 AM »
See...

Now this is what I'm talking about.  We have a perfectly good nude photo of David Hasselhoff with frumpy looking puppies, and what happens?

Yes, you guessed it.  MisterPL comes in and as much as Brad, takes a big piss (no pun intended, what with the subject matter) all over the thread.

Thanks a lot MisterPL.  Comparing that puppy to that...  You sir should be ashamed.  And now I'M unable to sleep...  

But that's more because of the $ you're owed honestly.  :(

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2004, 11:30 AM »
This thread deserves a bump...

Actor David Hasselhoff Ordered to Alcohol Rehab.

Hooga Hooga.

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2004, 11:36 AM »
Damn, the video is now gone.  Anyone know where we can find a new copy, because I need to watch it again :'(

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2004, 02:19 PM »
He Used To Drive KITT, So You Must Acquit

This should be appreciated again too.

Also, in the back of my mind, I keep thinking everything involving David takes place in Germany.  Like, he became an honorary citizen because of his fame.   :-[

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #54 on: October 29, 2004, 02:36 PM »
Damn, the video is now gone.  Anyone know where we can find a new copy, because I need to watch it again :'(

Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka!   :-*

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2004, 04:10 PM »
Update on his drunk driving charge:

David Hasselhoff pleads no contest to DUI charge

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #56 on: October 29, 2004, 04:18 PM »
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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #57 on: October 29, 2004, 04:20 PM »
Nice work Dale, Jeff now feels like a Horse's Ass

And where is his Celebrity Mug Shot, that's the tragedy in this whole thread

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2004, 04:29 PM »
If you read my link it says...

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Superior Court Judge Elizabeth Lippitt also imposed a $390 fine, and license restrictions.

which was not in yours so an update sort of!  :P

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Re: What Were You Thinking Michael Knight?
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2004, 04:47 PM »
If you read my link it says...

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Superior Court Judge Elizabeth Lippitt also imposed a $390 fine, and license restrictions.

which was not in yours so an update sort of!  :P
This seems like a bad episode of Gregg and Durge: Pals Til The End!