Also, love the avatar Nathan. FOUR TOUCHDOWNS IN A GAME!!!!
"A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree! Then she has the nerve to get mad at me 'cause she's fat."
Sorry for going off-topic, but it's my thread so I can do that.