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BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« on: July 9, 2003, 02:07 PM »
http://www.msnbc.com/news/936208.asp?0si=-&cp1=1

All I have to say is I'm shocked  :o.  This comes as a complete and utter surprise.  What a whore  ;) :-*
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #1 on: July 9, 2003, 02:28 PM »
Son of a Gun, she might have just moved up a few spots on the hotty list :-*

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #2 on: July 9, 2003, 03:13 PM »
Get out your duck tape and gas masks!!!!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #3 on: July 9, 2003, 04:25 PM »
LOL!  I saw that on ET the other night.  Man this little lady can sure get the media attention can't she?  She has literally done nothing for the past 6-12 it seems like but she still grabs the headlines.  

So, do you believe her when she says she has only had it with Timberlake and nobody else?  I don't buy it.  

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #4 on: July 9, 2003, 04:27 PM »
Quote
“Seriously, I haven’t had a boy in a really long time, and I’m really craving ... just a kiss, man. Just a kiss would be nice.”

Someone give her my address.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #5 on: July 9, 2003, 04:31 PM »
Random thoughts:

- Britney who?

- Justin will be so upset. He'll kill Carson.

- I swear I had nothing to do with it.

- "Breaking" news, indeed.

- You've been Punk'd!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #6 on: July 9, 2003, 06:32 PM »
Random thoughts:

- You've been Punk'd!

That was a great episode she was on.  One helluva rapper she is - puts Missy Elliot and L'il Kim to shame!  Especially in that skimpy little top that she was completely spilling out of...   :-*

So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina?  'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together.  Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin!   :P

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #7 on: July 9, 2003, 10:35 PM »
As much as I think Britney Spears is a hottie, who the hell cares if she lost her virginity?  Too bad she didn't get pregnant from it though.   :P
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2003, 12:14 AM »
Britney loses her virginity, and still the world turns.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2003, 12:44 AM »
Heaven forbid!  Oh well, now that that's said, I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2003, 12:52 AM »
I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.

What a pretty picture that must be.   :P
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2003, 02:22 AM »
This deserves a big DUH!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2003, 07:03 AM »

So, who do you think Justin thought was better - Britney or Christina?  'Cause you just know he hit Aquilera as well, now that they're touring together.  Bet he did it just to stick the nail in Britney's coffin!   :P

I'd give it to Christina.  She is alot more experience and has been around the block alot more than a few times :-*
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2003, 08:40 AM »
I need to get back to something important.  Like cleaning the toejam out from between my toes.

What a pretty picture that must be.   :P

It just struck me as something more imperative to me than finding out that Britney isn't a virgin.  ;)
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2003, 08:49 AM »
sarcasm

\Sar"casm\, n. [F. sarcasme, L. sarcasmus, Gr. sarkasmo`s, from sarka`zein to tear flesh like dogs, to bite the lips in rage, to speak bitterly, to sneer, fr. sa`rx, sa`rkos, flesh.] A keen, reproachful expression; a satirical remark uttered with some degree of scorn or contempt; a taunt; a gibe; a cutting jest.

 :-* :-*
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