BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!

[Angry Ewok]

Snorting blow can do that **** to you. Wait till she tries to clean up and gains 20 pounds in a week.

[Sprry75]

I'd hit it.

[Jayson]

K-Fed or Britney? 

[Sprry75]

Both of the K-Feds, then Britney.

Gotta taste the bitter to know the sweet.

Seriously, she looks pretty damn hot, considering the fat, frumpy trailer trash that Matt Lauer interviewed a couple of months ago.

[DSJ™]

Yep, she's a real doll alright!  





You're plastic booby is slipping dear!

[name]

the boobies are nice and all, but that yellow haircut looks like a corner hooker's wig.

[Jayson]

You're plastic booby is slipping dear!

Almost there..... almost there 

[Hemish]

Thats what her belly button is saying to the nipple , almost there !!

[Jeff]

So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?

I bet her first move after rehab is to marry an 85yr old man and then relocate to the Bahamas... 

[Dressel Rebel]

So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?

I'm not sure if it's her, or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.  Um, or Nicole Richie. 

I do know that the media and paparazzi can't wait for these idiots to have their next **** up so they can make more money off of it.

[Famine]

Who cares?

Kevin

[Dressel Rebel]

Who cares?

Kevin

Apparently lots of people, otherwise they wouldn't be gracing the covers and front pages of 20 or more magazines and newspapers per week and dominating 24/7 cable news networks.

[Deanna Rash]

That's because they shove it down your throat whether you like it or not. I could care less.

[Nathan]

So with the loss of Anna Nicole and the crazy hi-jinks of the weekend, is Britney now officially the new national train-wreck?

I'm not sure if it's her, or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.  Um, or Nicole Richie.

I'm gonna say it's Britney. At least she used to be somebody before it all went downhill. She was huge back in the day. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie were never famous for anything other than being absurdly rich, anorexic attention whores. And Lindsay Lohan never really made it past B-list fame as far as I'm concerned.

[ruiner]

Can you imagine what would happen to these 'celebs' if they had to deal with 'real world' problems?  You know the ones that involve working full time, cleaning your own house, trying to make ends meet....