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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #105 on: February 21, 2007, 02:00 PM »
Can you imagine what would happen to these 'celebs' if they had to deal with 'real world' problems?  You know the ones that involve working full time, cleaning your own house, trying to make ends meet....


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Taking care of your kids yourself........
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #106 on: February 21, 2007, 02:08 PM »
Without dropping them or improperly securing them to a carseat... ;)

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #107 on: February 21, 2007, 02:21 PM »
It's too bad there's not more of this sentiment to go around:

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LOS ANGELES (AP) - Craig Ferguson decided not to poke fun at Britney Spears for at least one night.

The host of CBS'"The Late Late Show" told viewers Monday that after seeing photos of the 25-year-old pop star's shaved head, he reconsidered making jokes at the expense of the "vulnerable."

Spears made headlines over the weekend when she shaved her head at a Los Angeles hair salon and then went to a tattoo parlor where she had a pair of lips put on her wrist. Spears shaved her head Friday, the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that she had briefly checked into a rehabilitation center.

"For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it," Ferguson said. "It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable."
 
Ferguson recalled his battle with alcoholism and said he worries Spears may be having troubles of her own.

"Now I'm not saying Britney is alcoholic, I don't know what she is - alcoholic or not - but she clearly needs help," he said.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #108 on: February 21, 2007, 03:04 PM »
I have sympathy for people who are struggling with problems in their life.  What I don't have sympathy for are people who should know better then whine about it after the fact.  She knows that when she's out and about clubbing that every thing she does will be fodder, i.e., stepping out of a car in a miniskirt while going commando.  She knew exactly what she was doing.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #109 on: March 5, 2007, 11:59 AM »
Britney 'attempted rehab suicide'

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From correspondents in London

March 05, 2007 01:00am
Article from: The Daily Telegraph

BRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.

She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.

Spears's manic behaviour has concerned relatives who once again fear for her safety, and has staff at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California struggling to cope.

The former chart-topper's troubles have been revealed in Britain's News Of the World, which broke the exclusive story.

Within days of her suicidal behaviour, Spears - who was in and out of rehab before shaving her own head and later attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella - was begging estranged husband Kevin Federline not only for a reconciliation, but demanding she wanted to soon have another baby.

The ordeal began when she terrified staff by writing the number of the beast on her head and running around the clinic screaming, "I am the anti-christ!"

"The clinic people just didn't know what to do," a friend claimed.

The pop star then tried to hang herself with a bedsheet was but was found before she could hurt herself.

This is nothing new.  Music fans have known that she was the anti-Christ for years.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #110 on: March 5, 2007, 12:20 PM »
HA! That chick gets more nutty everyday. I've been saying for years that she's just not right in the head but no one believed me. I really wouldn't be suprised if she's dead by year's end...

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #111 on: March 5, 2007, 01:20 PM »
I feel bad for her kids.  Having a psycho for a mother and a ******bag for a father has to be tough.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #112 on: March 5, 2007, 01:24 PM »
I feel bad for her kids.  Having a psycho for a mother and a ******bag for a father has to be tough.

Suprisingly though, he's actually looking like not so bad of a guy now. At first, I thought he was a tool and only wanted the kids just to be a dick but now seeing her like this you know he had an clue that she is one nugget short of a happy meal. He seems concerned for his kid's safety and I can respect that...
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #113 on: March 5, 2007, 01:45 PM »
I'll wait til I hear it from a domestic news source - you know something that's trustworthy, like CNN...

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #114 on: March 5, 2007, 09:24 PM »
Murphy's Law...Britney's finally whacko enough to let me sleep with her, but she looks like ****.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #115 on: March 5, 2007, 09:25 PM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #116 on: October 2, 2007, 11:38 AM »
You must be really ****** up if K-Fed gets custody instead of you...

Ouch.  I think Federline's a ******bag, but at least he's trying to be the better parent here.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #117 on: October 2, 2007, 12:41 PM »
He played his cards right.  Kept his nose clean and now he should get some kind of alimony.

Smart cookie and I commend him.

Though I think it's ridiculous how much press these guys get - I got a Breaking News email from CNN stating Britney had lost custody of her kids....


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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #118 on: October 7, 2007, 12:36 PM »
*Crieing* Leave Britney alooooone!





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Re: BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears not a virgin!!
« Reply #119 on: October 7, 2007, 09:34 PM »
from x17.

drug results came in, and she is negative.

yay.  ;)
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