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ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« on: September 9, 2005, 09:59 PM »
ObiWan's Journey

 

Yoda: Go you must ObiWan! Find A transport and go to Meet us! Face Some Ressistance you will! By the way! Hangar Tickets provided by Master Rancis they were!
ObiWan: OK!

 

 

Droid: What is your authorization number?!
ObiWan: 23412748907124890175823407589023475834920754572348057823037824671
Droid: Let me compute.....One more second................
*3 hours pass*
Droid: I think that number is completely made up!
ObiWan: No its not! Can you fake it?!
Droid: NO! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!

 

ObiWan: DAMN! Stupid Chicken Gave me bad tickets!

 

Clone: FREEZE!
ObiWan: NO! Son of Jango!!!!!!
Clone: TALK NO DADDY!

 

ObiWan: OMG!!!!!!! More! pff! Big deal!
Clones: Remember! Shoot at his lightsaber! GL doesn't want his main characters to die so easily!

 

Clone: ME GOTS A BOO BOO!!!!!!

 

Pilot: Don't Move Jedi!
ObiWan: Naaaw! I'm a Sith! *laughs stupidly*

 

Pilot: YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! DOT COM!!! *dies*
Obiwan: HAHA! Don't Move Pilot OH HE OBEYS!!!!!! :D
Clone: DIE! DIE! DIE!
ObiWan: DIE! OH HE OBEYS TOO!!!!  :grin:

 

ObiWan: Wait, a sec!

 

ObiWan: The Perfect Disguise!

 

ObiWan Trooper: I want passage to the hangar, fellow clone trooper!
Clone: K! Lemme check!

 

Clone: HA! HA! What do you think I am STUPID?!

 

ObiWan Trooper: Uh...how should I answer that

 

Clone: YOUR NOT A CLONE Trooper!!!!!
ObiWan: YES I AM!!!!!
Clone: Your a clone Commander!!!!!!!
ObiWan: Uh, sure lets go with that!
Clone: Man! You'd thought by now they'd get rid of those REDICULOUS jedi costumes! Man! Those freaks really liked to play dress up with us!
ObiWan: YOUR PUSHING IT!!!!!
Clone: Wait A minute clones don't have lightsabers!!!!!
ObiWan: Yes they do!
Clone: OH! Its a trophie, wait a minute!  Your skin color is different! And your a jedi cuz you called me stupid!
ObiWan: OH! Shame On me!
Clone: THAT HURTS MAN! :(
ObiWan: You can prove yourself! Okay, How many brothers do you have?
Clone: Hmmm...Lets see, there's Jackie, bob, 34u284901, delta23142314523143, bok, sassy, winer, coboskysontermansonjonacazuky, and 38472319047831924789, and 384791074892....and wait! I can't forget about 3467132!
ObiWan: I'll get back to you on that!

 

ObiWan: PERFECT! That'll distract him for a while!
Clone: ITS 237829! Wait then there's jenny! Damn! What kind of soldier names himself jenny?!

intercom man who is viewing a security holocam and is smarter than the clone: WE HAVE A JEDI ON THE LOOSE!

 

Anakin: I've Found you!

 

ObiWan: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have 2343245 more payments on that! Wait! No! Its not mine! OK nevermind, so what were you saying?
Anakin: I don't know who you are jedi! But you seem familiar!
ObiWan: Man! This helmet is so blurry, I don't know who you are either!

 

ObiWan: But I guess I'll fight you anyway!

  
 

ObiWan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! MY FACE! My not so beautiful FACE!!!!!!!!
Anakin: You're lucky I want to Identify you jedi! Or else you'd be dead! But I'm Still gonna kill you, just without damaging your face!

 

Anakin: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Anakin: OOOOOOOOF!
ObiWan: Gotcha! :grin:

 

ObiWan: Is that?! Naww! It Can't Be!
Clone Intercom: There is a Jedi on the loose!
ObiWan: No time to identify the body!

 

ObiWan: Good thing they have more of these in the hangar! Man those Stass Allies are pegwarmers! :grin:

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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #1 on: September 9, 2005, 10:38 PM »
Ha! That was some funny stuff. Good to see some comedic photonovels every once in a while. It's a nice change of pace and helps add even more variety to this section. :)

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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2005, 12:19 PM »
That was amusing, and a change of pace from the seriousness that we usually have here.

I don't however hope that this section turns into a "story with pics" thread.  But this one was fun to see.

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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2005, 02:11 AM »
I agree...but the occasional variety is refreshing. :)

I just want to be cautious and not attract that kind of attention here at JD.

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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2005, 10:35 AM »
I agree...but the occasional variety is refreshing. :)

I just want to be cautious and not attract that kind of attention here at JD.

I agree.  Something like this everyone once in a while is fun, but I don't want to see a ton of these here. clogging this place up like at some other site.. call me being "selective" but I like seeing the tons of work that has gone into these here with the serious stories we have all put together, along with making custom backgrounds, a lot of digital efforts, etc.

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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2005, 09:40 PM »
That was ummmmm, interesting. I wouldn't say hilarious but it was definitly differnt. I really don't want to see more of these though. I don't mean to offend you deastron, but I agree with CHEWIE and the others. These can be made rather quickly and they take away from the other PNs here. Other than a few really quick SEs in MS paint there is really not much effort involved. All you have to do is set up a figure or two on the counter take aquick shot, repose them and repeat. I think that comedic PNs could be a cool idea, if the same ammount of effort was put into them, IE effects, backgrouds, props, meaningful dialouge, and more mature humor. While I'm not the best photography myself, I think you need work on your photography skills, most of the images are really blury.I think if you plan on making more of these you should post them at RS, they are much more appropriate for that kind of audience.
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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2005, 10:10 AM »
I think if you plan on making more of these you should post them at RS, they are much more appropriate for that kind of audience.

hmm just the kind of thing that made me come to JD and spend less time on RS ::)
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Re: ObiWan's Journey! Hilarious!
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2005, 10:58 AM »
Yep, same here.  Yuck.

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