Gone to the Dark Side, he has

[JesseVader08]

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3377573

"Darth Vader robs Illinois theater

(Springfield, Illinois-NBC) May 22, 2005 - It appears Darth Vader delivered an unwelcome show of force at an Illinois movie theater this weekend.

Police in Springfield, Illinois say a man wearing a Darth Vader mask walked into a movie theater, shoved an employee out of the way and grabbed a bunch of cash.

Investigators say the robber fled the theater and ran into a nearby wooded area. Police have no suspects.

"Star Wars: Episode Three-Revenge of the Sith" was actually one of the movies playing at the theater.

Investigators say the robber didn't display any weapons- not even a light saber. "


Gotta love that last line!   

[CorranHorn]

Haha, read about this in the paper this morning. Seriously, wouldn't you think of trying to stop him since he likely couldn't see too well in the mask

[John C]

That's funny.  I worked at a K Mart when I was in high school, and there was a story in our newsletter about a security guard at another store who was dressed up as Batman for Halloween.  He had to chase down a guy who stole something and his co-workers couldn't help him because they were laughing too hard.

[Famine]

"Your going back to Arkam..."

Kevin