Dead celebrities you'd bring back to life if you could

[Nathan]

Musicians:

Duane Allman
John Bonham
John Entwistle
Jimi Hendrix
the deceased half of Lynyrd Skynyrd
Freddie Mercury
Keith Moon
Stevie Ray Vaughan
Warren Zevon

Actors, comedians, other entertainers:

John Belushi
John Candy
Walt Disney
Alec Guiness
Jim Henson
Orson Welles (young)

Authors and intellectual types:

Brian Daley
J.R.R. Tolkien

[Commander Cody]

Walt Disney? Are you kidding me? He should continue to rot in hell.

[Nathan]

Well he made some nice movies....

And besides, he ain't in hell yet. Dontcha know his head is in a pickle jar in a freezer under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, waiting for the day he can take a robotic body? .... or something like that.

[Rob]

Walt Disney? Are you kidding me? He should continue to rot in hell.

Don't you mean Michael Eisner?

[Dimetrodon]

Well he made some nice movies....

And besides, he ain't in hell yet. Dontcha know his head is in a pickle jar in a freezer under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, waiting for the day he can take a robotic body? .... or something like that.

Unless you've seen robot chicken... you'll never know the fate of Disney...

[Commander Cody]

Walt Disney? Are you kidding me? He should continue to rot in hell.

Don't you mean Michael Eisner?

No, but when he dies, he should not be brought back to life either.

[Taminar]

Dontcha know his head is in a pickle jar in a freezer under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride, waiting for the day he can take a robotic body? .... or something like that.

No, no, no, Walt's in cryogenic suspension under Cinderella's Castle in Florida. LOL

I'd love to talk with William Shakespeare about his plays and see what he'd churn out if he were alive and writing today.

If we bring back Young Orson, can we bring back Young Elvis, too?