Matt, I know you're back, I hope you're not avoiding this impending challenge. If you're hesitant because of Scott's scar, I'll give you one too-- come here.....OUCH!!!
*Carrie whacks JediMac in the mush with a telephone reciever
What'd you have to go and do that for Carrie?!? Geez...
Perhaps you (and Scott) weren't aware of this, but I already have FOUR scars on my head from busting it open on numerous occasions!
1) Smashed into a metal pole in a high-speed bike chase when I was about 10
2) Had a metal chair fall on my head from about 20 feet up in Jr. High
3) Bashed in the forehead in a high school basketball game with another guy's knee (while diving for a loose ball ala Kurt Rambis)
4) Can't remember the fourth right now (probably due to the first 3), but I know I've had stitches in my noggin four times total...
So don't think Scott's little non-existant scar there is going to scare me
!!! Furthermore, don't be thinking I've been "ducking" this little bout with Mr. ICMG fanboy
here just because I've been wandering the deserts of Arizona for the past 4 days (and have only briefly checked in during that time). Nuh-uh. I say bring it on!
The World Champion Lakers/Angels/Galaxy/Sparks (and almost Raiders) sports fan will knock the paltry T-Wolves/Vikings/Twinkies goofball right out of the stadium!
So... Mud you say, huh? OK, I can do that. Brings to mind John Candy in Stripes! Oh...wait a minute. With Scott? Ugh. Well, I guess if it's your wish and for your viewing pleasure Carrie, then I'm game. I've got a nice leapord print thong that I haven't sported since last summer that's just rarin' to get back into action! No sweaters either Scott.
No problem with the head shaving as well - wore it close to that for a couple years in high school (way back when)... Just name the time and place M'Lady, and J'MAC will be ready to throw down!
As for our undercard, that's a no-brainer:
I am also envisioning a match between Dale (DSJ) and Brent (Morgbug), two aging Canuckleheads past their fighting prime squaring off for the International Belt. I see there is no love lost between them, and being older they are crankier.
Yep, Dale and Brent all the way! If Mr. 40 something isn't up to the challenge with the spry young 39 year old Brent, then we could throw Jim (Chuckles) in there in Dale's place. Basically delirious Celtic wacko against just about anybody would be cool in my book! But yeah, Dale would likely be my first choice for his opponent!