JD Fantasy Football 2005

[Dressel Rebel]

Better luck this week, Dressel. Maybe Stover can actually hit a field goal today. 

I have a chance to make you pay for making a Stover joke a week before the playoffs start.

[Famine]

Cuz I'm gonna beat him like one.

Say what? 

Kevin

[Rob]

I bought the stat-tracker - and my team sucks.

[Dressel Rebel]

Cuz I'm gonna beat him like one.

Say what? 

Kevin

You might want to put those lips away punk, I just went up a touchdown and a half.  60 points and counting.

Although I could conceivably scored 70+ points this week and still lose.

[Dressel Rebel]

Stat Tracker 5:30 PM update:

The Famine 50.12
Dressel's Rebellion 60.12


The Golden Girls 24.42
The Mathematicians 35.27


Capital Land Kats 48.67
The Dutch Chocolates 18.90


The Nameless 17.65
Canuckleheads 23.25


Minnesota Muskies 31.95
THE CUSPIDS 40.06


SGC Airmen 16.30
Nerfherders 45.25

[Morgbug]

Holy crap, does my team suck

[Dressel Rebel]

Holy crap, does my team suck

I'm going to score 70 points, and lose.  Top that.

I'll have more points at 0-2, than all 2-0 teams except 1.

[Famine]

I'm going to score 70 points, and lose.  Top that.

My team last year. :p


Yeah, all my guys have to do is score the projected, and then stand around all night, and I'll have you beat.

I have the high ground.

Kevin

[Dressel Rebel]

I'm going to score 70 points, and lose.  Top that.

My team last year. :p


Yeah, all my guys have to do is score the projected, and then stand around all night, and I'll have you beat.

I have the high ground.

Kevin

We'll see.  I have a 6 point lead.  You have Tiki Barber, Jason Witten, and Amani Toomer.

I have Joe Horn.  If Joe Horn actually receives for 100 yards and scores once or twice, it's gonna be interesting.

I'm inspired by the prospect of Brandon Jacobs stealing the goal line from Tiki Barber tonight.

You have the edge even though I have a 6 point lead, but I still have a chance if Joe Horn can do what I drafted him to do.  2 scores from Horn isn't out of the question.  And if he receives for 100 yards, I may only need 1 score from him.

I fear Tiki, I do not fear Witten or Toomer.

[Dressel Rebel]

You would think having the 2nd highest point total in the league would do me a little better than 0 wins and 2 losses.  I guess we find out tonight.

[Famine]

You would think having the 2nd highest point total in the league would do me a little better than 0 wins and 2 losses.  I guess we find out tonight.

Go pull some teeth and keep worrying about Tiki.

Kevin

[Dressel Rebel]

Don't pull teeth angry!  Don't pull teeth angry!

That's chapter 1 in the Textbook of Dentistry.

[JesseVader08]

That's chapter 1 in the Textbook of Dentistry.

You're lying.  It's an addendum that never made it to print.   

*rubs his sore jaw after having wisdom teeth pulled a week ago*

[Dressel Rebel]

That's chapter 1 in the Textbook of Dentistry.

You're lying.  It's an addendum that never made it to print.   

*rubs his sore jaw after having wisdom teeth pulled a week ago*

 

There could potentially be soreness even in a careful act of exodontia, as opposed to an angry one.  Now if your oral surgeon was red in the face and shouting about Tiki Barber...

Chapter 1, by the way, is the principle of "nonmalificence" - First Do No Harm.

[Dressel Rebel]

I'm inspired by the prospect of Brandon Jacobs stealing the goal line from Tiki Barber tonight.

2 minutes in, Jacobs steals the first TD after Tiki misses by 1 yard.  Whew, so far, so good.


EDIT:  Still 1st Qtr.  Now Tiki's in.  I cling to my 1/4 point lead.

EDIT2:  2nd Qtr. touchdown Joe Horn!!!  Dressel takes the 9 point lead over Famine! 

EDIT3:  Tiki scores his 2nd TD, Dressel up by 2.  Dressel: 75 1/2 , Famine: 73 1/2