And to further this humor...
-The K-Mart Clone would be badly painted, smell kind of funny, and would sit in an unopened case on the pallet for six months buried under a pile of X2 movie figures.
-The Kay Bee Clone would be the Target Clone with a big KB sticker over the Target logo on his chest.
-The FAO Schwarz Clone would not exist.
-The Meijer Clone would come with a fifth of Jim Beam, a car battery, a gallon of gas, a pair of boxer shorts, a half pound of ground beef, a fishing rod, and a prescription for Xanax.
-The Brian's Toys Clone would be all of the above "acquired directly from Hasbro" with the WM/KB/TRU/Target pricetag affixed to the bubble in the photos. But they're just samples, we swear.
-You'd never get the KebCo Clone you paid for.
-Every Ebay Clone would be VHTF RARE HOT RECALLED.
Did I miss offending anyone?