WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM * Flimsy moral standards. * Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU. * Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
Relic of his Noodlyness the Giant Flying Spaghetti monster. This relic is a piece of his noodly appendage. YOU TOO can be touched by him. This relic comes in it's own wooden hand-decorated reliquary, and is placed inside on a bed of dried chives. Having this relic in your home is sure to bring the blessings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. My he touch us all with his noodly appendage. Ramen
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