I'll never forget my last week of College when I discovered the fruity goodness of the Granny Smith variety...Barkeep, send me down a nice one
Ug. Coolers. Not good. Not bad in the general sense, but...
Shortly after I returned from Australia, I went out with a bunch of buddies to a local watering hole. They had a contest running in which you got a coaster for each drink you consumed. At the end of the night, they auctioned off a $50 gift certificate. Well, the auction started reasonably with tables bidding 1, 2, 4, 8 and so on. Our first and final bid (there were six of us) was 74! It came out sounding more like thefty whore, but they counted them up anyway.
Problem was, you were supposed to take the GC, go home and come back another time. Being marginally loaded
and freshly back from Aus, my buddies cooked up a story about me being from there and this was my last night in Canada. They relented and let us use the GC. What did we order? Triple Gin and wildberry coolers. we used the wildberry coolers as mix for the gin.
Me no like coolers.