Author Topic: Bar's open! What'll you have...?  (Read 53663 times)

Offline inadvertent imitation

  • Jedi Master
  • *
  • Posts: 6366
    • View Profile
    • greatest blog ever written.
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #315 on: October 20, 2005, 12:55 AM »
Michelob Golden finally came to Iowa. I went to a dive down the street from my apartment called Hoochies (no ****) and had a few. I meant to stop there for one, but as everyone knows, one becomes several, and I can barely see straight now. Good thing I was able to walk home.
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

Offline iFett

  • Jedi Sentinel
  • *
  • Posts: 11315
  • wabbit hunter
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #316 on: October 20, 2005, 10:23 AM »
I don't usually like posting after I've had a few because it tends to look utterly useless in the morning which makes me look like an ass.  Not that there was anything wrong with your post though.  Good composure despite your vision problem.
Learn new skills at home that some consider to be.....unnatural.  Easy repayment terms.  555-PLPTN

Offline JesseVader08

  • Retired Staff Member
  • Jedi Sentinel
  • *
  • Posts: 10827
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #317 on: October 24, 2005, 09:31 PM »
It's my wife's birthday today, so I'm off to get ****faced.   8)

Offline Tracy

  • Jedi Apprentice
  • *
  • Posts: 2143
  • Call me "Your Highness" one more time........
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #318 on: October 24, 2005, 09:33 PM »
It's my wife's birthday today, so I'm off to get ****faced.   8)
Hey, its HER birthday, you're supposed to be the designated driver/sober/responsible one!
"Y'all know you're the only ones with the Jesus fish in the titty bar parking lot" - Name
*********************************************************
Cancer Sucks >:(

Offline Morgbug

  • Old
  • Jedi Guardian
  • *
  • Posts: 16025
  • mmm. pemmican.
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #319 on: October 24, 2005, 09:48 PM »
It's my wife's birthday today, so I'm off to get ****faced.   8)
Hey, its HER birthday, you're supposed to be the designated driver/sober/responsible one!

Agreed, but he's from Saskatchewan, so what can you expect.  He probably had her out working the back forty all day ::)
Minivans: a sign of the apocalypse.

Offline DSJ™

  • Staff Member
  • Jedi Council Member
  • *
  • Posts: 22202
  • Bouncy! Bouncy! I'm An Insane Kubrickaholic!™
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #320 on: October 24, 2005, 10:04 PM »
Saskatchewan, very flat place, you can see for 1000's of milies.  :-X  ;)

Offline JesseVader08

  • Retired Staff Member
  • Jedi Sentinel
  • *
  • Posts: 10827
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #321 on: October 25, 2005, 12:21 AM »
Dammit.  It turns out my wife's friends don't drink.  Not that I have to drink at a party, but it does help to forget where I live.   :P

Hey, its HER birthday, you're supposed to be the designated driver/sober/responsible one!

No worries.  They only live a few blocks away.   ;)

Offline Morgbug

  • Old
  • Jedi Guardian
  • *
  • Posts: 16025
  • mmm. pemmican.
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #322 on: October 25, 2005, 12:45 PM »
Oh.  So you took the back roads and side streets home, eh? ;)
Minivans: a sign of the apocalypse.

Offline JesseVader08

  • Retired Staff Member
  • Jedi Sentinel
  • *
  • Posts: 10827
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #323 on: October 25, 2005, 02:07 PM »
Oh.  So you took the back roads and side streets home, eh? ;)

Of course not.  I'm a good boy.   ;D

Besides, the RCMP (Canadian police) station is only a block away. 

Offline Tracy

  • Jedi Apprentice
  • *
  • Posts: 2143
  • Call me "Your Highness" one more time........
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #324 on: October 25, 2005, 02:49 PM »
No worries.  They only live a few blocks away.   ;)
A little off topic, but, when I was younger I lived in Old Town Alexandria.  As luck would have it, my favorite bar/hangout was a block over and up from my townhouse. ;)  After crossing the street at closing time (which was quite a task sometimes :o), all I had to do was keep my left hand on the side of the townhomes/rowhouses and I would find my way home.  My friends and I literally crawled home a couple of times. ;D 
« Last Edit: October 25, 2005, 02:50 PM by tamidala »
"Y'all know you're the only ones with the Jesus fish in the titty bar parking lot" - Name
*********************************************************
Cancer Sucks >:(

Offline Reid

  • Jedi Knight
  • *
  • Posts: 3255
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #325 on: October 25, 2005, 04:21 PM »
I'll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred.

Offline Jon

  • Jedi Knight
  • *
  • Posts: 3383
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #326 on: October 25, 2005, 07:41 PM »
DEATH on the rocks of course

Offline Victor_Von_Doom

  • Jedi Initiate
  • *
  • Posts: 410
  • Curse Richards
    • View Profile
    • Wampa's Cave
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #327 on: October 26, 2005, 04:27 PM »
Crown on the rocks.
WTB Autographs and loose vintage, PM me!
"The Dude abides" - The Big Lebowski

Offline JesseVader08

  • Retired Staff Member
  • Jedi Sentinel
  • *
  • Posts: 10827
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #328 on: November 24, 2005, 09:46 PM »
WTF?  This thread fell back a couple pages, so I need to bummp it up. 

Vodka and Coke.  Sheet, even with 3 ounces per drink, it still tastes bloody good.  Vodka is my friend.

****, I sound like a souse.  Oh well.

Offline Carjup Bejewel

  • Youngling
  • *
  • Posts: 46
  • The dark side always prevails!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Bar's open! What'll you have...?
« Reply #329 on: November 25, 2005, 03:27 PM »
I would like death sticks