Who's more powerful- Lemmy or God?
We are pleased to announce that Motorhead will be getting the exclusive chrome metal Clone Trooper this fall on their European tour. There will only be four figures available at the shows, and while they are exclusively available on the tour, they are not endorsed by nor affiliated with Motorhead. They will be sold by Sven Jurgenfurgenstern, a methampetamine dealer/dwarf porn star, who has won the contract for the exclusive rights to this figure.
God is currently in negotiations for an exclusive Clone Trooper of his own that will be sold through the 700 Club. Stay tuned to Hasbro.com for more information!
May I kick you in the balls one-by-one till I am completely content with your efforts?
Jesse, if there is one thing you should have learned from reading our evasive and vague responses, our constantly ignoring the collecting community, our clinging to outdated methods of distribution, and neverending kowtowing to retail bullies like Wal-Mart and Target (exclusive Clone Trooper Vacuum Cleaner Repair Soldier available this fall!), it's that we at Hasbro have no balls.
Why do you keep rehashing the Millennium Falcon, but never the Cloud Car? It's less plastic and I'm sure you could get away with charging 20 dollars for them.
Thank you for the feedback! The Millennium Falcon is now available once again at Toys R Us stores across the country! We're sure you will be thrilled with the improvements we have made to the toy's mold, which we've been using since 1978, and if you don't mind, please ignore the ones on clearance right next to the new ROTS boxed version, as those aren't nearly as good as this new one. Because it's more expensive, that means it's better.
We are aware of the demand for the Cloud Car and as mentioned earlier in this thread, we will be reissuing the 1998 Expanded Universe Cloud Car as a Target exclusive next year. And you will be pleased to know that while the price will be slightly higher than if it were an open market item, we are including two Neimoidian Warrior action figures to pilot the ship! We hope you enjoy it!
Another thing that has been annoying me is that the final 12 ROTS figures are nothing but repaints! That is so fu**in lame!
Thank you for the positive feedback! At Hasbro, we strive to offer the best variety of products available at varying price points for every audience. Because of the positive feedback to these final 12 figures, we are pleased to announce we will be offering four more figures, sequenced III-69 through III-72 as the final figures in the ROTS line! These figures will include:
III-69: Neimoidian Lieutenant
III-70: Neimoidian Captain
III-71: Neimoidian Sergeant
III-72: Neimoidian General
All four figures will be based on the awesome Neimoidian Warrior sculpt, and will once again include the awesome firing cannon accessory of that figure! Because of the undoubtedly high demand for these figures, the current assortments shipping to stores consisting of figures 57-68 will be discontinued so that when ROTS hits DVD on November 4th, there will be plenty of Neimoidians on the pegs for all of the collectors, young and old!
