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Offline inadvertent imitation

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I shoot kids.
« on: October 2, 2005, 05:44 PM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: I shoot kids.
« Reply #1 on: October 2, 2005, 06:31 PM »
Mother: Honey, what photo company should we hire for little Gregory's birthday party?

Father: I Shoot Kids.

M: W-Wha-What?

F: I Shoot Kids.

(Little Gregory walks into room)

M: W-What??

F: I SHOOT KIDS!!! I SHOOT KIDS!

Little Gregory: AIIEEEHHH!!


What kind of photo company name is "I shoot kids"? Was that name picked by a blind, one-legged serial killer?

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Re: I shoot kids.
« Reply #2 on: October 3, 2005, 12:43 AM »
As a parent, I know how difficult it is to coordinate children's birthday parties.
(I should know, I watched my wife do it)


Yes, and I know *exactly* how painful childbirth is, seeing that I watched my wife do it twice. 

I'd say the common sense fairy skipped this guy over. 

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« Reply #3 on: October 3, 2005, 12:49 AM »
...but nothing tops seeing this under "I Shoot Models".