Guess who has a working Star Wars Lava Lamp! Yup, it's me.
Dale helped me get it, however I had to do some serious reworking to get it functional. Suffice it to say, a $5 lamp at 5-Below sacrificed itself so that my Star Wars lamp shall live.
Also suffice it to say that Lava Lamps in other countries are made significantly cheaper than those in the U.S., which I found odd.
Anyway, basically I paid a lot to get a Star Wars based Lava Lamp, but I have it now, and it's ready for desk placement as soon as I can clean things up and get my shelving finished. I'm lovin' it.
Thanks to Dale who helped me a LOT, to get this.