Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.

[Darth Slothus]

You forgot to add

Reid finally had his name worn out

DS

[Carpeteria3000]

As a former high school English teacher myself, this one remains my all time favorite. 





I taught kids like this....if they'd put half the effort that they put into failing splendidly, they would have had straight A's.

i like how it's an Honors English course, too. i'd love if my students wrote like that. not so much the content, but the style is great. oh well.

[Ben]

Study: Biologists tried to save wrong trout for two decades


 

[Ben]

Jesus Hates Zombies!

The Power of Christ compels you...to kick some zombie ass!

[DSJ™]

My Vacuum Cleaner Sounds Like Chewbacca

[Matt_Fury]

I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this.

[ruiner]

Good for her.

[Ben]

They have the worst form I've ever seen.

[Smartypants1635]

ooookkkkk

[Jesse James]

I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this.

So do they both go on their honeymoon and masturbate, because I honestly cannot imagine either is having sex.

[Tracy]

I doubt my wife would've let our first dance be like this.

Yeah, you've gotta be good natured about that kind of stuff.  I let my husband borrow his friend's "Smokey and the Bandit" car for our "get away" car after our reception -- even though I despise that movie.   It came complete with the gold eagle on the hood.  I just laughed it off and had a good time with it. 

[Dressel Rebel]

The Dad in the last scene is the shiznit.

[Ben]

Singles of Little Rock,your dream gal!

And I thought the dating scene here sucked.

[Ben]

Real Age

Biological Age 26
Real Age 22.1

Average Life Expectancy 74
Your Life Expectancy 77.9

You can expect to live approximately another 18900 more days.

[Tracy]

Real Age:

Biological Age 42
Real Age 28.1

Average Life Expectancy 75
Your Life Expectancy 88.9

You can expect to live approximately another 171,00 more days.

I thought I was worse off than that