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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #255 on: December 19, 2004, 05:07 PM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #256 on: December 19, 2004, 06:50 PM »
That was just, bizarre.  It's like driving by a car accident, you want to look away, but just have to keep watching. 

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #257 on: December 19, 2004, 07:00 PM »
You ain't seen nothin'yet!

http://movies26.enwhore.com/206373_numanuma.swf

Classic. Don't let Brad see that link... It will take him an hour or so to realize it's a loop and then he'll be pissed (again).
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #258 on: December 22, 2004, 01:45 AM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #259 on: December 22, 2004, 02:29 AM »
How do you spell Viagra?
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #260 on: December 22, 2004, 03:32 AM »
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #261 on: December 22, 2004, 08:38 AM »
The Redneck Way of Public Protest

From the story: Duty’s lawyer, Earl-Ray Neal, said his client, who graduated near the top of her class, was depicted as a racist after the incident and lost many college scholarships.

Neal said they were suing for actual and punitive damages in excess of $50,000. No specific dollar amount was listed. Duty graduated from Russell High School in 2004. She is attending college and working part-time.


$50,000? They must not have been very good colleges. Or scholarships.

Did her "heritage" also include slave ownership? Because if her 9th amendment has really been violated over this dress thing, I think she should go all the way and demand to have a few "unpaid assistants" around to produce her inevitably tasteless Dixie wedding dress.

She's got a clear 2nd amendment case, but the "cultural heritage" one feels a little weak. My cultural history practiced polygamy 150 years ago. None of my relatives were around for it, but it still sounds sooooo cool. I'm trying figure out how to invoke my 9th amendment rights to pick up a few more wives.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #262 on: December 23, 2004, 02:31 AM »
Not sure if this was posted, couldn't find anything.  :-\

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #263 on: December 23, 2004, 02:39 AM »
OMFG, I just fell off my chair!  ;D

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #264 on: December 23, 2004, 08:06 AM »
OMFG, I just fell off my chair!  ;D

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I don't know Dale... their work on the political stuff had shown such promise for them both back in November. Even the older Clinton stuff and the Gore/Bush stuff in the archive were really sharp. But there's something in all of their Christmas works that falls short for me.

Maybe it's my personal interest (more interested in roasting politicians than chestnuts) but I had to go back and watch "This Land" to get the bad taste out of my mouth.  :-X

Thanks for the link though, it had been some time since I visited the JibJab boys.
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #265 on: December 23, 2004, 10:20 AM »

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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #266 on: December 24, 2004, 12:50 AM »
What a bunch of tards.

That's probably the most ridiculous drinking game I've ever seen, and I've been privy to a lot of them.

That's the first time I've ever seen something get nailed in the face with plywood, so that was fairly entertaining. :)
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #268 on: December 24, 2004, 01:35 AM »
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Re: Stupid **** From the Internet Thread.
« Reply #269 on: December 24, 2004, 03:13 AM »