Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.[...]Judge Robert Moore said recent legislation regarding banned weapons meant he had to impose the statutory five-year minimum sentence."The shooting of yourself is plainly an exceptional circumstance which is capable of reducing the sentence," Moore said. "But in this case, I am quite certain, it does not justify reducing it below the statutory minimum."
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