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Offline Matt

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #210 on: May 5, 2006, 12:28 PM »
I hope he wins.

Fun-hater.   >:(

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #211 on: May 5, 2006, 09:52 PM »
No idea what fun-hater is suppose to mean?
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #212 on: May 6, 2006, 12:11 PM »
No idea what fun-hater is suppose to mean?

Okay, you're supporting USCWannabe, yes?  (That's the most-appropriate screenname I've ever heard, by the way.)

He's running against Dustin, and Dustin's Campaign O' Fun.

Therefore, USCWannabe is anti-fun, and that would make you, Sir, a fun-hater.

Pretty simple.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #213 on: May 6, 2006, 12:14 PM »
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #214 on: May 7, 2006, 01:27 PM »
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #215 on: May 7, 2006, 01:59 PM »
Would you believe it was a typo?

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(Hey, I'll be the first to admit that I'm no math wiz, but I was recently certified as an English genius, if that means anything. . .)
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #216 on: May 7, 2006, 08:45 PM »
Wouldn't an English genius know that you aren't supposed to capitalize the first word inside a set of parentheses?  ;)
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #217 on: May 7, 2006, 09:53 PM »
That's not true, but even if it was, English geniuses like myself are usually afforded a certain amount of creative liberties with the language so that we can exploit the inconsistencies of it in order to express ourselves as we see fit.

In other words, you really have to know and understand the language in order to be able to **** it up (in an ironic way, mind you) to serve your own artistic freedom and needs. 

I wouldn't expect you to understand that, though.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #218 on: May 8, 2006, 02:30 AM »
The fun hatred continues...  It's fun god dammit, fun.  Enjoy these days of shameless fun for the Fan Club.
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« Reply #219 on: May 8, 2006, 03:00 AM »
Wow I was just at the Apollo Theatre in Harlem tonight and their was this comic doing a really drawn out bit about Dustin.  I couldn't believe it.  Nobody knew what the **** he was talking about, I swear I was the only one laughing. I didn't get his name he wasn't on long. This is his routine to the best of my recollection:


I'm glad to see dustin is getting ******* smoked in this absolutely pointless contest.  I'm kidding of course, I love dustin, he's so street and fresh, I just found his whole campaign way too obnoxious and in my ******* face for something I could not give a **** about.  Don't get me wrong, I don't mean any disrespect to him, I can appreciate he's trying really hard to win free crap and good for him, but I wish he and rs would just **** off already.  

And hey, this is something that I thought was inappropriate, I really didn't appreciate him sullying the good name of R2-D2 by making him his running mate, poor R2 is just trying to enjoy his retirement with his long time companion and he get's dragged into this?

Now, whoever the **** that ******* USCWannabe is, congratulations, good for you buddy enjoy your free ****, now please go **** yourself in the hyperspace forums and leave us free board slobs alone.

Sorry for the all the negativity but I really don't like having things constanly shoved down my throat.  I would have killed for Norton to have developed a Dustin blocker, I would have bought it.  At least he didn't resort to pop up adds, that could have made it even more irritating, an area he had no problem with all on his own.

Oh I see the hook coming for me, that's my time, you've been a great audience Apollo!! Peace. ;)

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #220 on: May 8, 2006, 10:11 AM »
We all need a Dustin blocker in our lives. Even better a Wise Blocker would be best.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #221 on: May 8, 2006, 10:23 AM »

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #222 on: May 8, 2006, 12:31 PM »
You're just jealous because you didn't score as highly as I did.
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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #223 on: May 8, 2006, 05:41 PM »
Is anyone getting sick of Roberts giving us the finger at almost every star wars fan site in creation?

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Re: Jeff For Fan Club President!
« Reply #224 on: May 8, 2006, 06:02 PM »
Is anyone getting sick of Roberts giving us the finger at almost every star wars fan site in creation?



I thought he was trying to show us the booger he just picked.  ;D

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