I've already got his autograph; I don't think my heart could handle getting an actual, real, live phone call from the man, the myth, the legend himself.
My name is Tommy Grand and I'm a private eye.
I've always been told that its better to have loved, and lost it, than never to have loved at all.
My favorite whiskey is Jack!
My favorite cigarette. . . is Marlboro.
My favorite pasttime is. . . helping ladies in distress.
My favorite TV show. . . is "Cheaters".