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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2006, 02:17 PM »
Funniest thread ever..
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2006, 02:19 PM »
Thanks I'm glad you think so.
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2006, 02:24 PM »
No, I'm saying my drawing sucks!

But. . .

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That's what my drawing would look like.  I suck at drawing.

I suck at algebra, but there's gotta be some algebraic equation for this.  Someone work it out for me.
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2006, 02:27 PM »
Has Greenday moved? Married?? Had kids??  Sex-change??  What did I miss???
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2006, 02:29 PM »
I mean I draw as well as I child would.  So if I were to be judged as a child then I would be a good artist.  If I were to be judged as an adult it would sucks.  Get it.
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2006, 02:29 PM »
My Drawing = A
Starbee's Drawing = B

Starbee's Theorum says:
"That's what my drawing would look like." ergo, A = B
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"my drawing sucks!"  ergo, B = sucky drawing

Therefore, using the rule of comparability,
A = B = sucky drawing  therefore A= sucky drawing


Hey, maybe it sucks, but it was for the poor childrens...  >:(
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2006, 02:30 PM »
A = Kid's Drawing, B = Starbee's Drawing
If B is the value of suckage, and B is of equal value to A, then... A = Sucks.


I think this is a perfect time to announce that I finally, after 6 failed attempts, passed my ******* Math class...



Edit -

Jeff said it better. He used the word "ergo", which completely blows my mind.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2006, 02:32 PM by Angry Ewok »

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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2006, 02:31 PM »
It is a good drawing for a child.  Not an adult.  Grrrr.  And I suck at math too.  Later.  Gotta pick up my child from school. 

Hopefully he pays more attention in school.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2006, 02:35 PM by Starbee »
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2006, 02:36 PM »
My friend Tony thinks the drawing is Grrrrrrrrrrreat!

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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2006, 02:40 PM »
It is a good drawing for a child.  Not an adult.  Grrrr.

You've already complained several times about getting picked on during your short time here, but I don't think it's cool for a newbie to come into a message board, and tell a staff member that their drawing sucks, even if it does.

It's just not right.
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2006, 02:42 PM »
I mean I draw as well as I child would.  So if I were to be judged as a child then I would be a good artist.  If I were to be judged as an adult it would sucks.   Get it.

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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2006, 02:48 PM »



Go ahead and say my drawings suck, too,  :'(.....

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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2006, 02:49 PM »
What kind of stains are on that monster, Brad?
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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2006, 03:00 PM »
Are you talking about how the paper is stained? That's where I was too lazy to put the cover on the scanner, and did an 'auto-contrast' in Photoshop, which never looks good...

Or it could be **** stains, who knows.

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Re: Children need your help
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2006, 03:13 PM »
You guys are just trying to piss me off.  It's not going to work.  I thought the drawing was very cute.  Why would I not like childrens drawing when I have children of my own.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2006, 03:18 PM by Starbee »
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