We all do what we don't want to at some point Kev. Humor your grandma, sounds like she does a lot for you, help her out this time and it might turn into something good for you.
Anyway.....
Airplanes. Where do I begin? How about with the whole boarding procedure? How do you not understand
boarding by row number and the fact it does not mean if you feign ignorance, everyone will think it's cute. Back of the line *******, you're not dyslexic. The converse holds true as well: why do people that seemingly need to board early and with assistance suddenly find the strength to race off the plane once it has arrived, usually undoing their seatbelt and standing before the plane has come to a stop. The airlines are trying to avoid a lawsuit and having anyone hurt, *******, predominantly because it won't be you that falls down, but your 450 lb bag that is NOT a piece of carry-on luggage is going to skull someone else
Speaking of which, I'll happily pay more to any airline that actually has the balls to take luggage away from people that are boarding because it's too large or they have too many pieces. I'd like to not have to check my luggage too, ****face, but I don't feel entitled to using up two full overhead bins because I need the legroom.
Portable electronic devices - this means you, *******. Could the instructions be any clearer? No, they can't. A simple amount of courtesy and understanding is all anyone is asking, so hooking up your modem and cell phone in flight doesn't kill us all, dumbass. And when we land? You really don't need to call sweety/pumpkin/lovebunny right a-*******-way. I don't want or need to hear your retarded ass conversation. What ever happened to public decorum and discretion?
Anyway, I gotta go book my flight for C3
