It snowed an inch or two here today, just enough to make a genuine mess out of everything and encourage every ******* with a sport utility vehicle to hit the roads. I got tailed from Waterloo all the way home to E'dale by some twat in a baby Hummer. Strangely, it wasn't foggy at all out, but the ****-for-brains had his fog lights on anyway. I figure he's hung like a zit, and has to ride the tails of small cars on slick roads for kicks. I mean, why else would you buy a vehicle like that? It's useless.
So, what did I do about this predicament? I gently tapped the brake pedal, just enough to turn the brake lights on, and I made the ************ swerve and go sideways. But he had it coming. Regardless of the four wheel drive you have, it ain't gonna help you stop any faster, so don't **** with the guy in the little Hyundai who's just had a really long ******* day and doesn't want to deal with your ****. I just wish he'd have gone into the ******* ditch, the *******.
