Henry Phoenix #2 - Don PhoenixThe following takes place after Henry Phoenix #1 - The Order.
Felon Yorker: Hey! This doesn't look like War Room!
Oracle: Oh, hello!
Felon Yorker: Uh...what is this place...and who are you?
Oracle: This is W1, meaning that this is a warehouse and I'm the Oracle, appointed by Grand Master Phoenix himself.
Felon Yorker: Well, what does an oracle exactly do?
Oracle: Well, I actually just calculate odds for big fights against the Empire.
Felon Yorker: I see. What is this?
Oracle: It's the computer system called the Oracle. You can ask anything from it and the system replies what it wants.
Felon Yorker: And what...?
Oracle: It's somebody frozen inside carbonite. I think that Grand Master said that it was some Veridovich guy.
Felon Yorker: So, you've got a nice place here. Do you mind if I try the Oracle system?
Oracle: Yes, I do! Please leave now and don't take that drink with you, mister!
Felon Yorker: Bah...
Felon Yorker: Well, well! This isn't quite like War Room!
Felon Yorker: Seems like this is Jack's room...hey! There's a drink!
Felon Yorker: I wonder...what's the purpose of this fireplace?
Felon Yorker: Darn! Where did that drink go?
Felon Yorker: I found it...but what is this room anyway?
Felon Yorker: Jack's secret wardrobe, eh? Well, maybe he doesn't mind me "borrowing" a few items...
Felon Yorker: Nice clothes, but now I need to go to the War Room. Who knows what might be going on there...
Felon Yorker: Well, what a lucky accident! The droid's away! I can sneak to the computer.
Felon Yorker: I want to know what this says about Jack since he should be arriving soon.
Felon Yorker: A what? Jack is DEAD? But how come...unless...it's an imposter!
Felon Yorker: I must inform Henry about this!
Felon Yorker: Henry! May we speak? This is urgent!
Henry Phoenix: Uhh...sure thing.
Henry Phoenix: So, what is it, Felon?
Felon Yorker: I just found out something about Jack...something that you must see!
Fitch Adell: Excuse me, Xentor. I forgot one thing that I should have done.
Xentor Helros: As long as it doesn't involve killing or torturing Rash Skyhek, go ahead.
Meanwhile, on Oracle's room:
Felon Yorker: See?
Henry Phoenix: I can't believe this!
Henry Phoenix: What should we do? Any ideas?
Felon Yorker: Well, I think that we should arrest that "wrong Jack" and make him tell us where he hid the real one.
Henry Phoenix: I agree.
On communications room:
Mysterious hooded figure: Open up already...
Hologram Vader: What is it? I'm in a middle of a fight!
Mysterious hooded figure: I'm terribly sorry, my lord. Anyway, Jack Phoenix will be arriving withing moments.
Hologram Vader: At last I can have my revenge on him!
Mysterious hooded figure: Mr. Fett, Jack Phoenix will be landing soon enough. You know the address.
Hologram Fett: Yes. Thank you...
And on the landing platform,
Phoenix Force I lands.
Red: It's so darn good to be home again!
Gregor McRae: I agree, sir.
Red: Ok, guys, light your sabers!
3 Acolytes: Yes sir!
Gregor McRae: Sir...
Jack Phoenix: You've done good job, as always, Gregor. You may dismiss.
Gregor McRae: Thank you, sir.
Fitch Adell: Listen up, imposter! You're under arrest! We have discovered your true form! Take him away!
Jack Phoenix: I don't get this...
Red: ADELL!
Felon Yorker: Guys, be careful. He might be armed.
Xentor Helros: We will be careful, sir.
Red: Adell, damn you! I don't know how the hell you arranged this, but I guarantee that you'll pay for this!
Fitch Adell: Oh, I'm like so scared...you aren't scaring even a womp rat, Red!
Fitch Adell: Well, we're done with this. Shall we go?
Felon Yorker: Yeah.
Soon after this, in the interrogation room:
Fitch Adell: Excuse me...
Curtis Manning: I'm terribly sorry, but I'm not allowed to let anybody near the prisoner.
Fitch Adell: Yeah, but I mean...
Curtis Manning: I'm sorry, no exceptions.
THUD!Curtis Manning: What the...?
Fitch Adell: Take this!
Fitch Adell: And now, you stupid little mole...
Rash Skyhek: What are you going to do me?
Fitch Adell: Guess.
Rash Skyhek: Oh no! Nooo! Please! Mercy!
And on another interrogation room:
Xentor Helros: And for the last time: WHERE IS REAL JACK PHOENIX?!
Jack Phoenix: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm the real deal!
Jack Phoenix: Actually, to hell with you two...
Jack Phoenix: ...Fools...
Red (thinking): Damn Adell...
Luigi&Teuvo: SIR!
Jack Phoenix: Let's go, guys. I think that we all have something to say to Fitch Adell, eh?
Fitch Adell (thinking): Mwahahhaa....fools! When Vader invades this building, I will be far away!
Jack Phoenix: Stop right there, partner! You're under arrest!
Fitch Adell: Oh, am I? How scary...or then not!
Jack Phoenix: Get him!
Red: With pleasure, sir!
Fitch Adell: I warned you! Now you will have to pay the ultimate price...
Fitch Adell: No dot come any closer or I will attack!
Jack Phoenix: And you think that we don't? Wrong answer.
Jack, Teuvo, Luigi&Red: My head!
Fitch Adell: I am far more greater that you all! Kneel before me!
Fitch Adell: Did I not warn you to come any closer? Fool!
Jack Phoenix: Now you're going down, traitor! Nobody kills an acolyte and walks away!
Fitch Adell: Oh, really? I thought that I'd fly away!
Although Jack is aided by 3 skilled swordsmen, the fight is still hard. Is Fitch a Sith lord? A Dark Jedi? Or what?
Fitch Adell: I have been waiting this for far too long, my little friend!
Jack Phoenix: Aaarrgghhh! Aiiiieee!
Teuvo: Boss!
Fitch Adell: Who wants to try their luck next? Anybody?
Teuvo: This is from me and boss!
Fitch Adell: M-my hand...
Jack Phoenix: Good job, Teuvo.
Jack Phoenix: Make sure to keep an eye on him...or a lightsaber.
Jack Phoenix: I'll meet you at your room. Take the trator with you.
Red: Yes, sir.
As always, comments and feedback are welcome.
