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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #15 on: October 7, 2006, 11:30 PM »

Now, having said that, had you posted this, I would have understood:


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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #16 on: October 8, 2006, 08:55 PM »
You mean that her stomach?!!!  :o
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #17 on: October 8, 2006, 09:00 PM »
You mean that her stomach?!!!  :o

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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #18 on: October 8, 2006, 10:19 PM »
Either that or her scrotum.

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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #19 on: October 9, 2006, 01:13 AM »
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She had more hair under her armpits than me!!!!

The lust ended pretty much right there. And the attraction (King Kong that is) broke just about when it was on turn to board as well.


Not sure where you're from, but that's not so uncommon up here in Seattle.  We see that and hairy legs quite a bit in the summer time.  Here and Berkely seem to be the US capitols of hairy women for some reason.  I'm not a fan.

I had a roommate who had that situation going on too.  She was really great looking until she'd get all the way naked.  The first thing you'd notice is that she had legs that were harrier than mine and a "race track" as well.  It's very distracting from the otherwise hotness. 

P.S.  I only know all this because she was a bit of an exhibitionist back then.  These days, I think she's gone a little less "Granola" but since I don't live with her anymore, I'm not sure if that means she's tending the jungle these days or not.   For all of Seattle mankind, I hope so.     ;D
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #20 on: October 9, 2006, 02:12 AM »
Landing strip vs. racetrack?

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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #21 on: October 9, 2006, 06:15 PM »
The first thing you'd notice is that she had legs that were harrier than mine and a "race track" as well. 

Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #22 on: October 9, 2006, 07:01 PM »
Racetrack, racetrack...perhaps she's hung like a horse?

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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #23 on: October 10, 2006, 01:50 PM »

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Landing strip vs. racetrack?


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Ok....I can't be the only one who needs that explained...

Wow, really? No one's heard that? 

A "Landing strip" is when a girl has shaved down to just one small line.

A race track  (also known as a "Happy trail") is the more distinct line of hair that grows from one's pubic region to their belly button. This is normally only found on guys.


She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #24 on: October 10, 2006, 06:42 PM »
Well I think for me and my friend we had spent a week in the glorious Florida sun looking at and meeting many attractive girls. The hairy armpit girl was the only one we saw who had that hair thing going on.  I know during my college days once in awhile this was more common.
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #25 on: October 10, 2006, 07:47 PM »


She had one of those.  Looked like an upside down tree.
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Re: Scary things seen at theme parks
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2006, 08:45 PM »
Anyone notice the roll hanging out of the Gardulla? I laughed & felt like puking. :-X
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